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[CunniJA]

Perhaps, in his Noodly wisdom, he knew more people would browse the humor section. Therefore, His word could be spread to more people.
He is indeed all-knowing!

QFT. I think it is clear that He has a complex understanding of our noodly shaped brains and therefore knew that we would rely on our basest instincts first and our skepticism to humor second.

[Breezy Brian Gregg]

Perhaps, in his Noodly wisdom, he knew more people would browse the humor section. Therefore, His word could be spread to more people.
He is indeed all-knowing!

Although it is bordering on intolerance many Pastafarians may see the religious section in book stores as humor and visa versa, so perhaps the stores have got it right having "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" in the humor section.

[BordusiusIV]

These people simply do not understand. We must educate them with the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen.


Duke

As far as i understand it the worshipers of other untrue and imaginated gods find FSM an abomination (just the way they feel about everything i guess) and the non-believers (witch we should convert faster that a mouse farts) thinks FSM is some kind of parody, these people realy dont know what they are talking about....FSM spoke to me and said that i was correct to assert anything i want in the name of him. I must realy stop alying home in my bed and start preaching teh return of the FSM on sunday. I guess one place to start preaching in would be a church on sunday, these people realy need to be given som Beer and strippers to realice the true gods real name.
Ramen

By the way, im new to this forum so if you could direct me to the nearest fundie bookstore with classics such as "when i was resonable" and not to forget "before i began ending my brain, the beginning".

[Ubi Dubium]

FSM spoke to me and said that i was correct to assert anything i want in the name of him. I must realy stop alying home in my bed and start preaching teh return of the FSM on sunday.

Careful - remember the 7th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't":

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

The FSM (pesto be upon him) doesn't speak to anybody. Except the Great Prophet Bobby (pesto be upon him, too).

But, by all means, preach the Noodly Gospel!

[BordusiusIV]

FSM spoke to me and said that i was correct to assert anything i want in the name of him. I must realy stop alying home in my bed and start preaching teh return of the FSM on sunday.

Careful - remember the 7th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't":

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

The FSM (pesto be upon him) doesn't speak to anybody. Except the Great Prophet Bobby (pesto be upon him, too).

But, by all means, preach the Noodly Gospel!

Damit, i realy need to get me a Gospel of the FSM before i claim anything a cant back up with any evidence....DAMIT!, il have to wait untill i die then.

Thanks for the correction

[PirateFishWorshipper]

Wow, why would they post the Gospel there? Weirdos...

[fatyjnl]

What I don't understand is why it's been put in the "Humor" section as opposed to "Religion and Philosophy". They may have made a mistake, we should contact MSN.


Duke

it is there because fsm knows more people go to the humor section than the religious section....

[Treecosys]

I believe it was because with his noodly appendage, the FSM wanted us to become more observant, so he moved them there so he could see how we'd react. Essentially, I think he did it for the kicks and giggles.

[hisnoodlyappendage9]

i have a question if you rave and tell christians they are wrong but dont tell them they have to believe are you breaking the first rather u didnt

[hisnoodlyappendage9]

how r you today

[hisnoodlyappendage9]

i wish i could have a sighting

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arr

[hisnoodlyappendage9]

pastafarians unite

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[hisnoodlyappendage9]

fsm is good