Fellow Noodlians,
Forgive me should this already be common lore, but I have observed the following:
The founding fathers of the United States of America were devout Pastafarians! Their convictions, zeal and passion (or should I say, pastion) created a great nation, united with the iconic phrase "One Nation Under GOD". What better salute to their undying faith in the great creator, the Great Old Dumpling in the sky, our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Next time, when you pledge allegiance to the flag, remember to utter the word GOD knowing that the Great Old Dumpling is watching over you!
Go forth in pasta,
Ramen.
One Nation Under G.O.D.
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Pastafarina
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Guitarists Older than Dirt will never concede ownership.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Pastafarina
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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Wow, and now I've got harassing emails from my local Girls On Drugs chapter as well .... I'm going to need Witness Protection Program coverage soon ....
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ItchyPirate
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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Geeks Over-Drawn doesn't mind so much, as long as the Great Odd Dinner is willing to help us out 
Captain Itchy Pirate 
He who laughs, lasts.
"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini
He who laughs, lasts.
"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini
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Purple Lil
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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Garlic Orbed Diety???
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Globular Orbular Deity.
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