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One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby Pastafarina » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:06 pm

Fellow Noodlians,

Forgive me should this already be common lore, but I have observed the following:

The founding fathers of the United States of America were devout Pastafarians! Their convictions, zeal and passion (or should I say, pastion) created a great nation, united with the iconic phrase "One Nation Under GOD". What better salute to their undying faith in the great creator, the Great Old Dumpling in the sky, our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Next time, when you pledge allegiance to the flag, remember to utter the word GOD knowing that the Great Old Dumpling is watching over you!

Go forth in pasta,


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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:47 am

Guitarists Older than Dirt will never concede ownership.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby Pastafarina » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:57 am

Wow, and now I've got harassing emails from my local Girls On Drugs chapter as well .... I'm going to need Witness Protection Program coverage soon ....

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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:01 pm

Geeks Over-Drawn doesn't mind so much, as long as the Great Odd Dinner is willing to help us out :lech:
Captain Itchy Pirate :fsm_yarr:

He who laughs, lasts. :lol:

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini

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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby Purple Lil » Wed Aug 23, 2017 2:39 pm

Garlic Orbed Diety???

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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:53 pm

gud ole dad

cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:45 am

Globular Orbular Deity.

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