Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

[MachoUnicorn]

So, i was curious would an animal like a gorilla or ape go to our version of a heaven? how about a goldfish or a rat? Ive learned that Dolphins and orca's may also be as smart or even more intelligent than humans, would they enjoy a beer volcano and strippers as well? I just recently opened the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I am still learning.

Thanks to anyone who is willing to help me understand.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

i lookin fur dat snipe wot be naym Urk rrrr

HAY uRK
Duz snipes go ta heffen ?

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

If they don't, I'll be leaving shortly after I arrive.

[PirateHelloKitty]

So, i was curious would an animal like a gorilla or ape go to our version of a heaven? how about a goldfish or a rat? Ive learned that Dolphins and orca's may also be as smart or even more intelligent than humans, would they enjoy a beer volcano and strippers as well? I just recently opened the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I am still learning.

Thanks to anyone who is willing to help me understand.

Well maybe I could speak for dogs and cats being a kitty myself. Some dogs do like beer and giving them an every filling bowl of beverage of their choice would mean they would have the doogie door for getting out to the grass to pee anytime they wanted. As for food it might have to be limited because I know a few dogs that will eat until they explode if given unfettered access to the kibble bag. And of course they would not just be given kibble, there should be treats, lots of them. As for enjoying the stripper show, if the stripper throws off the clothes then the dogs could chase such articles and play tag. So much fun.

Cats tend to like to do their own thing which should be permissible. Discarded wooden legs may be used for scratching posts.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

That's a good question . . . perhaps they do. None of us can know without having been there, or being touched first. Perhaps someone should seek an enlightenment in this area, and write accordingly . . .

[ItchyPirate]

Any creature which has a soul and which behaves in a manner which morally appropriate to it's species ought to be able to go to heaven. Personally, I'd like to believe I will get to see my long-lost pets in heaven.

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Yes, but what if you had two pets that didn't like each other? What would you do then? You can't just separate them.
I would like to believe there is a sector in heaven for the animals, too. None of us will know unless someone gets some noodly inspiration . . .
If only Auntie could tell us . . . she would know . . .

['Murican Bald Eagle]

Will y'awl famly hush up bowt goin off ta hevven. Party's on hear an' now, weeeeee......aarrrrggh!

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Will y'awl famly hush up bowt goin off ta hevven. Party's on hear an' now, weeeeee......aarrrrggh!

I don't know who's being put in charge of this account, but whoever it is really needs to up their game. That sounds nothing like me.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

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[ItchyPirate]

Yes, but what if you had two pets that didn't like each other? What would you do then? You can't just separate them.

I have three cats. Two of them don't like the third. I could, indeed, keep the third separated from the other two, but it seems cruel to keep her confined to one small room. They seem to tolerate each other for the most part, and they know that when Ol' Itchy comes a-shoutin', they better stop fighting, so we're all cool

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

Ol' Itchy

Guess who just got a new nickname .
I have a Betta, you have to let it fight itself once in a while or it gets sad and just sits in one spot all day.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

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['Murican Bald Eagle]

Do Urks go 2 hevven? Juss wundering, aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Do nobby jobbys loike me go 2 hevven? Juss wundering, aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

URKURKURK nananana