Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

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Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby Kronozs » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:52 pm

Because I do, especially before I eat anything that is pasta, but not really as often as how theists do it with their god. Since I am a deist before I converted, I don't really mind praying.

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby RevWrongway » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:04 pm

There are days that I pray for some poor lost soul to be touched by a noodly appendage. Usually when they are making an ass of themselves. I guess mostly it's my boss...

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby zserg » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:01 am

It's not a habit I have. :(

Besides, I figure if the fsm thinks I need something, he'll help me when he thinks the time is right.

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:26 am

I do if someone is praying openly and in my presence to some other false god - especially if they're praying about me

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby zserg » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:27 am

No, I haz not prayed to the fsm. I figure He knows what I need without me asking for it.

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby Rigger Tony » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:01 pm

Me ye be askin'?
Well mate I thinks I be more communin' with his noodliness then prayin' to 'em.

Ya see lads, for me and I'm sorry to be sayin' it but... as a God he be a deck short of a full galleon if ye catch me meanin'.
Taint much point in prayin' to 'em as I see it... he's not so well organized and all that... but 'es one hell of a drinkin' partner! I will say that much!

Cheers mates! Here's to his noodles and his balls! :drinking:
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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby VeliEgamKnat » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:15 am

Not on a daily basis. On the uncommon occasion I do, it's maybe some basic stuff from the Loose Canon that I read or some spontaneous stuff. Generally, not something specific.

FSM's probably passed out drunk anyway. He'll get to stuff when he can.

Or drink again.

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby ChowMein » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:50 am

Nope , pretty much useless endeavor whatever the deity , as far as i see it .

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Re: Anybody here ACTUALLY prays to FSM?

Postby VeliEgamKnat » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:11 am

ChowMein wrote:Nope , pretty much useless endeavor whatever the deity , as far as i see it .


Pretty much. I do it mainly just because I can. Takes maybe, like, a minute or two (if that) and I really just don't have to be productive all the time. Then just go about my day.


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