Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

[Roland Deschain]

I did give him a "Special" doctorate, so that could translate into whatever you want. It's not necessarily a PPhD (Pastafarian Philosophy Degree). For a three year old, I think he did very well. Bart must be so very proud of him...

I also look forward to this Second Law of Thermodynamics thesis. It should be interesting to see it proven that abiogenesis and evolution could not have occurred. I've always thought there was something dodgy with these so-called theories!

(I know I still have mine to do. I just need a solid block of time to sit down and flesh it out)

[DavidH]

If I agree NOT to bore the bejazus out of everybody with a tedious thesis on linguistics, would you just give me the sustificit anyway?

The title would have been: Correspondences between French and certain human languages.

[Roland Deschain]

The rules are quite clear, David. I can't believe you would have the gall to ask me that question. HOW DARE YOU!?!?!? I get sick and tired of people...Oh, wait a minute, I forgot I have flimsy moral standards. Of course i'll make you one up. Any particular preference on the designs?

(If you could provide a thesis at some point in the future, even a condensed one, I would love to read it. I promise not to get bored, lol)

[DavidH]

Thank'ee, Roland.

Any particular preference on the designs?

I'll leave it to you, just so long as it's very flashy.

[pieces o'nine]

Thank'ee, Roland.

Any particular preference on the designs?

I'll leave it to you, just so long as it's very flashy.

I would be delirious with joy if you could render it in French for the occasion...



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[Cap'n Tedward]

I've already published my thesis on mythology. You can get it in most book stores, listed under King James Version.

[Roland Deschain]

I've already published my thesis on mythology. You can get it in most book stores, listed under King James Version.

That, my friend, is a classic. Not sure about all the obsessive smiting and incest, but it's controversial enough to merit something doctoral. Needs more Unicorns, though. If you check the first page, let me know which design you require and it shall be done. I'm trying to think of a title for your degree, but bulls*** doesn't quite cut it...

(Maybe "Mythological Characters and Their Relation To Invented History"? Hmmm, a difficult one)

[Auntie Blackbeard]

AHOY !
ROLLIN' ME DEERY !

Iffin et pleese thee kurt an wot jury ye 'as sembuld heerin , oi kum to state me kase afor ye seen as me wall be barren.
Oi do beleef me ongoin' thread tytuld , " Ask Auntie Blackbeard " , be enuff publissed m'teary all fer numruss papers an' litters an sech .

Oil 'appilly arsk thee furm memmers bouf aulde an newe ta umblee sujjis wot be proprit fer me luverlee vissij .

[Roland Deschain]

Avast me hearties. I've been absent from this thread for a while, but I am about to make up the currently outstanding (as in remaining, not as in excellent...) diplomas. Currently outstanding are the following:-

David H - Correspondences between French and certain human languages

Cap'n Tedward - Mythological Characters and Their Crazy Adventures In Ultra-Hedonism and Genocide

Auntie Blackbeard - Pending design choice and thesis title choice (only current suggestion is Roy's) <---Not the title!

I now humbly submit my own suggestion fer Auntie's thesis, if it please ya:-

Inter-Pirate relationships and their inherent problem-solving skills

[Roland Deschain]

I humbly submit to thee, the completely (un)official degree certificates of two of our esteemed members:-

David H


Cap'n Tedward

[Cap'n Tedward]

Lovely, I humbly accept.

[Roland Deschain]

Lovely, I humbly accept.

You're welcome. I hope you liked the design and wording. You didn't specify exactly, so if you'd like a change or three, just let me know. Just don't ask for it in French. Dave's was enough of a bugger to do, so I can just imagine what your degree title would come out as...

[Cap'n Tedward]

Nose wet. It's lovely. I'll proudly post it next to my Doctorate of Metaphysics. :)

[DavidH]

Ah, Roland mon vieux, le certificat est absolument magnifique. C'est un oeuvre d'art. Je t'en remercie mille fois!

[ChowMein]

Argh , Perfesser Dushane !

Wots thus !

A freebie ove sum sort eh ?

WELL OI WANT WUN OVE DEM PAPER THINGIES !

*ahem*

I'd loike ta submit me body ove werk in Pastyfairying Gastrinomical Studeez , to eat an' die qwik loike or waste aweigh slow loike .
Me ongoing treatisez ," Thee Venganzine Pyrit Cookbook " and " High Chef on Pyr ... wate a sec...thots not et...oh yah , " Pirate Chef On Thee Seas " , odda warrint et least two ove dem paper thingeez ( oid loike thee pyrate fish doh).

Oi be eagarrly aweightin me high onner .