FSM Sightings on the Internet

The place for general discussion about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and most things related to Him.

Moderator: All Things Mods

Post Reply
User avatar
MourningStar
Bucatini Buccanneer
Posts: 255
Joined: Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:16 am

Re: Odd Bits

Postby MourningStar » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:16 pm

Admin / Mod note: moved from Odd Bits (as it's an FSM Sighting on the Internet, not a Science subject)
..and here I am, struggling to just get the urine IN the toilet. I cannot believe some of the stuff we have come up with out of necessity. Truly guided by His Noodly Appendage we are! In the interest of political science: http://dailynorthwestern.com/2015/11/19 ... mance-art/

You seen that yet CF? :lol:
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine
Top
User avatar
Cardinal Fang
Humble Hermit
Posts: 1510
Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:46 pm
Location: A dungeon on Viltvodle VI

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:53 pm

Story in the "i" newspaper today (and it's online version) about a New Zealand Pastfarian called Karyn Martyn who has been awarded legal authority to marry Pastafarians. Interesting to note that Karen Martyn is calling herself a "Ministroni", I had always thought that the accepted title for a Pastafarian minister was either "Monister" or "Pasta", but I quite like "Ministroni". Maybe it's a personal choice about what people call themselves - seeing one of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, can't see how there would be a right or wrong answer to title.

Linkie

CF
Image
Cardinal Fang's Python Site
http://www.cardinalfang.net


My contact e-mail address is FAKE.
To contact me, my email is "latinum" at "hotmail" dot "com".
Top
User avatar
Derparella
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 3
Joined: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:32 am

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Derparella » Mon May 09, 2016 10:06 am

CaptainLongPig wrote:I made a thingy. I'd figured I'd share. http://i.imgur.com/ektIq0b.jpg


Love this! :fsm_rock:
Top
Pastafaggioli
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 9
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:02 pm

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Pastafaggioli » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:51 pm

I believe a grievous blasphemy has been leveled at our FSM . https://thenib.com/a-hair-raising-candidate Tom Morrow has some splainin" to do.
Arrrh!
Top
User avatar
StayThirstyMyAguila
Definitely not Eric
Posts: 1380
Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:16 pm
Location: The depths of Archaide.

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:09 pm

Image
Well, I think what happened was the FSM got into some trouble underwater, and the water made His meaty balls look like eyes. And I think that, to blend in with the locals, He is disguising His eyestalks as tentacles.

LOOK HOW BLUE HE IS!!!!!
We have to help him! Send him your prayers, so that the FSM will see Him and have pity! R'Amen!

Oh wait . . .
Hmm . . .

Anyone got a snorkel?
Top
User avatar
The Dark Noodle
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 150
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:46 pm
Location: Council of The Olive Garden, The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie
Contact:
Contact The Dark Noodle

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Not our finest hour, our most devout believer, or the best piece of reporting of our religion, but still: https://apiln.co.uk/pastafarian-wears-c ... rt-attack/

Keith is well known in the Australian branch of the Church, he did manage to get a colander picture on his driving licence, they changed the policy, issued his, then changed it back to refuse anyone else.

The publicity has resulted in a surge in requests to join the main farcebook group and the Australian one
The Dark Noodle
AKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3
I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.
Please use them.
If I say something dumb, question it.
http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.
Top
User avatar
Purple Lil
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 157
Joined: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:58 am
Location: Essex, England

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Purple Lil » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:09 pm

Image
Top
User avatar
ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Privvy Counselor
Posts: 7078
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 am
Location: In the woods, watching

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:49 pm

:worship: :worship: :worship:
Purple Lil wrote:Image
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Top
User avatar
The Dark Noodle
Fusilli Fuselier
Posts: 150
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:46 pm
Location: Council of The Olive Garden, The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie
Contact:
Contact The Dark Noodle

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:00 am

This idiot prefers his theory over The Flying Spaghetti Monster(6:15), please go and try and get it through to him that our religion is the only one based on empirical evidence!
SillyElectroBOOM
The Dark Noodle
AKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3
I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.
Please use them.
If I say something dumb, question it.
http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “All Things FSM”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests