You can only leave a message?

[Ursidule]

The BBC reports:
"An art exhibition opening in the Netherlands will allow people to call a telephone number designated for God - but they will have to leave a message"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7929799.stm

That's extremely lame. When I phone the number of my local Temple of Pasta and utter a short prayer such as "I'd like you to deliver..." for just a small love-offering the acolytes deliver the answer to my prayer - a Worshipful Repast. So much more spiritually nourishing (not to mention physically).

May the Sauce be with us all.

RAmen

[Platypus Enthusiast]

When I want to talk to my God, I go and open the cupboard in the kitchen and - there He is!

Really? I usually cook mine before I try talking to Him.

[prabab]

Some Christians probably can't stand "physical" lack of their God (what means, that they can't properly understand their faith - shame). That's why they need such silly half-measures.

Poor beings. But does being poor justify that kind of stupidity?

[Ubi Dubius]

Being omnipotent and all, you'd think he could answer every line. What, he's had to lay angels off?

[Ubi Dubium]

"Your call is important to Us. Please stay on the line, and your prayer will be answered in the order it was received. To continue in English, press 1. To babble in tongues, press 2..."

[Scott the Pirate]

I may have said this before, but i got a little "lost" on a "trip" once and the next day a friend asked "what did you do last night?" and all i could say was "I talked to God".

[black bart]

Can you text him?

dr god r u ok with oll c4n.

[Scott the Pirate]

Around these parts, when you drink too much and end up on your knees with your head over the toilet, you are said to be "Talking to God on the big, white telephone". I'm not sure He'd be grateful for what you've got to say to Him, though.

In MN, USA it's "praying to the porcelain god".

I have a comic called "opus" on my 'frige. WTH here's a link:

http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/af ... -opus.html

Now, would a being so powerful as to be able to create this vast and glorious universe really have anything to say to us that would even have meaning to our tiny little minds? I think that it was Dr. House who said "You might as well ask ants what they think of the stock market".

[Scramby]

Around these parts, when you drink too much and end up on your knees with your head over the toilet, you are said to be "Talking to God on the big, white telephone". I'm not sure He'd be grateful for what you've got to say to Him, though.

It's funny, I always heard it as "Calling ralph on the big white telephone."

Does that mean God's name is Ralph?

[Ubi Dubium]

Nah, it's Howard. The Christians remind themselves of this every Sunday

"...Howard be thy name..."

[daftbeaker]

Everyone knows God's name is Harold Wishart:

"Our father Wishart in heaven,
Harold be thy name..."

Who's Will then?

"Thy Will be done,
On Earth as it is in Heaven."

[TwistedSister]

It's Will B. Dunn silly.............

[daftbeaker]

It's Will B. Dunn silly.............

Thankyou.

[pir8lvr]

Does he get back to you?

[Scott the Pirate]

If so it'd better be a pretty big message....