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Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby Colonizedbagel » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:53 am

Mmkay, so.

I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.

And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.

Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?

-Gil

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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:21 pm

Just don't try and convert anyone. If it's a cross-religion prayer group, you can worship a fucking tea cozy if you want.
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby aidiore » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:57 pm

tea cozy??...you????...what aboutt coffee?????
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:03 pm

I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:04 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.

Tea is good.
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:04 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.

Tea is good.


Ok. It still tastes like grass and water to me, despite your eloquent, beautifully worded argument in it's favor.
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby aidiore » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:58 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.

Tea is good.


Ok. It still tastes like grass and water to me, despite your eloquent, beautifully worded argument in it's favor.


eloquent???...worded??...i didnt find that comment such a beautiful poetry that you...oh wait i got it i got it...sarcasm isnt it?...oh my my...youuuuu
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby Apostateabe » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:32 am

Colonizedbagel wrote:Mmkay, so.

I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.

And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.

Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?

-Gil
I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster would forgive you since this is high school. High school is on the rung between federal penitentiary and local prison.

Federal pen
High school
Local prison

If you have the connections, see if you can gather other people to worship the FSM in the meeting spot where the Christians planned to meet, ten minutes before the Christians, and tell them you got there first.

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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby Clifford » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:42 am

Colonizedbagel wrote:Mmkay, so.

I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.

And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.

Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?

-Gil

Go for it, spread the teapot theory to everyone
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby MonkeysInACan » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:09 am

Lol Do it! and be sure to post a video :D
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby anickels » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:25 am

I'd laugh.

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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby cassles » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:00 pm

funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:37 pm

cassles wrote:funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...



...Wow.

When I was in high school, I literally went to class and RP'd as both the Buddha and Jesus in class, and I wasn't suspended. I can't imagine being suspended for asking a question or even just telling a joke!
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Re: Would I be a total asshole if...?

Postby cassles » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:59 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:
cassles wrote:funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...



...Wow.

When I was in high school, I literally went to class and RP'd as both the Buddha and Jesus in class, and I wasn't suspended. I can't imagine being suspended for asking a question or even just telling a joke!


yes i thought it was ridiculous... contemplated sueing and thought there really wasnt a point
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