Would I be a total asshole if...?
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Would I be a total asshole if...?
Mmkay, so.
I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.
And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.
Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?
-Gil
I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.
And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.
Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?
-Gil
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Just don't try and convert anyone. If it's a cross-religion prayer group, you can worship a fucking tea cozy if you want.
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tea cozy??...you????...what aboutt coffee?????
The problem is not the Lack of tolerance...Is the tolerance with the ignorance
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I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.
Tea is good.
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Zankou 2.0 wrote:fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.
Tea is good.
Ok. It still tastes like grass and water to me, despite your eloquent, beautifully worded argument in it's favor.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:fueledbycoffee wrote:I'm cheating on her. Actually, I hate tea, it tastes like grass and water, but that's an expression I've used since way back.
Tea is good.
Ok. It still tastes like grass and water to me, despite your eloquent, beautifully worded argument in it's favor.
eloquent???...worded??...i didnt find that comment such a beautiful poetry that you...oh wait i got it i got it...sarcasm isnt it?...oh my my...youuuuu
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I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster would forgive you since this is high school. High school is on the rung between federal penitentiary and local prison.Colonizedbagel wrote:Mmkay, so.
I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.
And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.
Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?
-Gil
Federal pen
High school
Local prison
If you have the connections, see if you can gather other people to worship the FSM in the meeting spot where the Christians planned to meet, ten minutes before the Christians, and tell them you got there first.
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Colonizedbagel wrote:Mmkay, so.
I'm an underaged Pastafarian. No booze for me.
And my school advertises its student prayer group in several different places.
Would it be rude if I showed up and started praising the FSM? Is this kind of forbidden by the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, or would this be an acceptable way of spreading Him?
-Gil
Go for it, spread the teapot theory to everyone
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Lol Do it! and be sure to post a video 

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I'd laugh.
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funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...
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cassles wrote:funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...
...Wow.
When I was in high school, I literally went to class and RP'd as both the Buddha and Jesus in class, and I wasn't suspended. I can't imagine being suspended for asking a question or even just telling a joke!
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fueledbycoffee wrote:cassles wrote:funny, when i merely brought up the flying spaghetti monster in my history class (in which we were discussing religions), i was sent to in school suspension for disrupting the class. i got a few laughs, a pat on the back, all is well. but still, if i get in trouble for asking a question, i might not a point making a point of bringing him up. would be quite hilarious however...
...Wow.
When I was in high school, I literally went to class and RP'd as both the Buddha and Jesus in class, and I wasn't suspended. I can't imagine being suspended for asking a question or even just telling a joke!
yes i thought it was ridiculous... contemplated sueing and thought there really wasnt a point
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