FSM chosen country

[mark a ronchino]

brothers and sisters, i bid you all welcome in the name of the great FSM all sauce be upon him,i unfortunaetly have to point out you are following a weaker version of the true religion a kind of weight watchers pastafarianism. here in italy (which is acknowledged as the home of all things pasta) we commune with the great spirit at least once a day if not twice by eating a symbolic version of his body, this makes us very devout and closer to his noodleness. come the raputurous moment of the great ragu floods his noodleness will only extend a tentacle of safety to those of us who are truly good( modern belief is he has some kind of pasta to bodymass detector tentacle appendage of truly magnificent design). so rejoice sisters and brothers and join the italian nation in consuming vast quantities of "the body of FSM". and say the hallowed words buon appetito

mark

[Conally]

well noodles were invented in china

[mark a ronchino]

ah but they changed to the holy rice ball and lost the one true faith,

[Cardinal Fang]

The Federated States of Micronesia have the risght initials.

CF

[GreenRain22]

... where are the most midgets and pirates in the world?

[Clifford]

every poopdeck be His chosen land

[Iggy the Beardless]

well noodles were invented in china

The gift of noodles were bestowed to the Chinese.

I don't believe that a mere human could have discovered the great secrets of noodle making.