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FSM chosen country

Postby mark a ronchino » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:51 am

brothers and sisters, i bid you all welcome in the name of the great FSM all sauce be upon him,i unfortunaetly have to point out you are following a weaker version of the true religion a kind of weight watchers pastafarianism. here in italy (which is acknowledged as the home of all things pasta) we commune with the great spirit at least once a day if not twice by eating a symbolic version of his body, this makes us very devout and closer to his noodleness. come the raputurous moment of the great ragu floods his noodleness will only extend a tentacle of safety to those of us who are truly good( modern belief is he has some kind of pasta to bodymass detector tentacle appendage of truly magnificent design). so rejoice sisters and brothers and join the italian nation in consuming vast quantities of "the body of FSM". and say the hallowed words buon appetito


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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby Conally » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:53 am

well noodles were invented in china
:fsm_float: Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? :fsm_float:

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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby mark a ronchino » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:01 am

ah but they changed to the holy rice ball :cry: and lost the one true faith,

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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:33 pm

The Federated States of Micronesia have the risght initials.

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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby GreenRain22 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:16 am

... where are the most midgets and pirates in the world?
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today

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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby Clifford » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:43 am

every poopdeck be His chosen land

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Re: FSM chosen country

Postby Iggy the Beardless » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:30 am

Conally wrote:well noodles were invented in china

The gift of noodles were bestowed to the Chinese.

I don't believe that a mere human could have discovered the great secrets of noodle making.

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