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Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby Dambala » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:51 pm

Hi all….I need help. I am documentary filmmaker from Louisiana and we recently passed a very ambiguous law entitled “The Louisiana Science Education Act” (which of course has nothing to do with science) that allows creationism to be taught alongside evolution in science classrooms.
The law is written very slyly, and it doesn’t specify creationism as an alternative…it just says that alternative theories can be introduced into the classroom….I think you know where I’m going with this.
I am trying to find a “High Priest(s)” of Pastafarianism who could stand in front of a classroom with visual materials i.e. (books, PPT, video, etc.) and teach a high school class on the finer points of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I would of course be filming the entire event for a documentary on the subject….so I would need consent to shoot from the Priest(s).
Can anyone help me identify the folks I’m looking for? Thanks.

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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby MonkeysInACan » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:14 pm

I technically am a Pastafarian Priest/Reverend. I'm from New Jersey though so I don't know how much help I could be to you in Louisiana. If that doesn't matter I do have some acting experience that would make the whole "Teaching" session more enthralling :fsm_yarr:

I know that "Rev. Rowan Redbeard" is also ordained along with several others that might be more geographically useful.
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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby Dambala » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:30 am

The geographic issue could be a factor, as I would prefer someone within the state....but it's not absolutely necessary. Acting experience is definitely a plus...humor and sarcasm is the goal. Can I contact you directly?

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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:56 am

Dambala wrote:The geographic issue could be a factor, as I would prefer someone within the state....but it's not absolutely necessary. Acting experience is definitely a plus...humor and sarcasm is the goal. Can I contact you directly?

You need RRR.
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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby Dambala » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:48 pm

Who is RRR and how do I contact him/her?

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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:10 pm

I haven't the foggiest idea. The Reverend Rowan Redbeard is currently in RL. He'll be back, later, maybe, if you're lucky.


(His email address is not listed on teh site, unfortunately)
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Re: Need Pastafarian Priest(s) for documentary

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:28 pm

I'm an ordained ULC Minister, and a Pastafarian, so I suppose I count.
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