Things that a women want to know...and me too actually jejej

[aidiore]

So i converted 4 days ago and i showed to my girlfriend...she totally loved the idea (my FSM this relation may be going somewhere) but then she reads a little more and she says...theres is nothing for me in that heaven...so?...and i actualy want to know my self...whats in there for womens????

I almost forget...is there some sort of ritual that resamblance the act of marridge in this new way of life...i mean...do i have to trow pasta to my bride..or something else...please help me...shes been asking this since day one...and i want to know really badly (maybe well get married in the "church" of FSM but i need to know how????)

(i have to...you know...apologize for my ortography...see...im from colombia (great country...visit once in a while) so maybe i spell wrong some words...or there may be some sintaxis mistakes)

[Elastoman]

No worries, mate - any of us that are used to Mad Will's text will have no problem with yours.

The heaven question has been brought up before - do a little digging in the previous posts. The general consensus is that "stripper" is a general term - male, female, hetero-, homo-, whatever, you get what you want.

As for marriage, nothing set in stone. Just has to involve pirates, pasta, and really loving the person standing next to you. Large quantities of alcohol are suggested as well.

Welcome aboard, mate.

~E.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

After readin all the spam that's in me personal email . Oi thought the only thing women wanted to know when Oi wuz gettin me _ _ _ _enlarged.

[Moral Minority]

do i have to trow pasta to my bride..

Must.. Do... That!

[aidiore]

so it will be a party full of pasta...big ammounts of alcohol...and drunk pirates runnig around??????....arrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...me like it!!!!!!

[KC Observer]

so it will be a party full of pasta...big ammounts of alcohol...and drunk pirates runnig around??????....arrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...me like it!!!!!!

Don't ye be fergittin the stippers!

[Moral Minority]

so it will be a party full of pasta...big ammounts of alcohol...and drunk pirates runnig around??????....arrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...me like it!!!!!!

Don't ye be fergittin the stippers!

And for good measure, a band playing sea chanties.

[aidiore]

do i have to dress like a pirate and my bride like a stripper...????....i don forget about them....but you think...that...my girlfriend will aprove it???

[Elastoman]

I'd say she can dress as anything she likes, really. That's half the fun of bein' a pirate, and a follower of a (generally) dogma-free religion. Makin' up your own rules as you go is great.

~E.

[aidiore]

i know that i can do whatever i like...but you give some great ideas (like the big ammounts of alcohol)...so ill keep listening to you guys (ya know...really starrrtin to loving you guysss)...so the suits ill have to think (ill be a pirate...and she could be a sexy lady pirate)...but what about the guests...they'll have to be dressed as well....and the food...what kind of pasta???...(because FSM is bolognesa so???)

[Moral Minority]

do i have to dress like a pirate and my bride like a stripper...????....i don forget about them....but you think...that...my girlfriend will aprove it???

She should be dressed as a wench.

[Cardinal Fang]

As one of the central tenets of FSM-ism is loose moral standards, I don't think it's a hell-worthy offence to wear whatever you're most comfortable with.

I choose to be the pirate who wears combats and hoodies for examples...

CF

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Also, there were prominent female pirates in the Golden Age of Piracy, such as Anne Bonny and Mary Read. She doesn't have to dress as wench to be authentic, nor does anyone else. Also, you don't necessarily need strippers. Strippers are a major part of our vision of Heaven, but sometimes here on Earth things go more smoothly without them. It's all up to you and your bride.

[fueledbycoffee]

So i converted 4 days ago and i showed to my girlfriend...she totally loved the idea (my FSM this relation may be going somewhere) but then she reads a little more and she says...theres is nothing for me in that heaven...so?...and i actualy want to know my self...whats in there for womens????

Male strippers.

I almost forget...is there some sort of ritual that resamblance the act of marridge in this new way of life...i mean...do i have to trow pasta to my bride..or something else...please help me...shes been asking this since day one...and i want to know really badly (maybe well get married in the "church" of FSM but i need to know how????)

You find a ULC minister (raises hand) and you get them to marry you. Voila! Any other embellishments are your problem, but perfectly allowed.

[Moral Minority]

RRR couldp perform the ceremony.