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I have been Touched

Postby Yellow Beard » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:40 pm

Tonight the great FSM reached down from above and Touched me with his noodley appendage.
Thank you FSM for coming into my life.

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Arrgghh

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby DavidH » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:11 am

Oh, deep joy and rapture. Now you can be bathed in His all-healing sauce. :worship:

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:22 am

I have been Touched


That's what she said.


Totally ruined our lunch date, too.
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Re: I have been Touched

Postby DavidH » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:32 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
I have been Touched


That's what she said.


Totally ruined our lunch date, too.


Did she press charges?

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:57 am

DavidH wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
I have been Touched


That's what she said.


Totally ruined our lunch date, too.


Did she press charges?

....You entirely missed the joke I was getting at, but, uh, yes, she did.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby DavidH » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:01 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:....You entirely missed the joke I was getting at, but, uh, yes, she did.
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Re: I have been Touched

Postby BossOfTheGame » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:46 pm

DavidH wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
I have been Touched


That's what she said.


Totally ruined our lunch date, too.


Did she press charges?

against you or His Noodley Appendage?
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SUM ARBITER BIBINTI

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Even better if it were discovered on Earth.

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby Rextu » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 am

RAmen!
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Re: I have been Touched

Postby stott_s » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:51 pm

no offence, but I think we are all a little touched. I know I am. :fsm_float:
I excersize regularly, by wading (through red tape), jumping (to conclusions), leaping (through hoops) and running (out of time).

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:01 am

I once had a teacher who touched me in all the wrong places.

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Re: I have been Touched

Postby Cpt Celle » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:57 am

I once got to touch the teacher in all the right places, she never gave me bad points after that. :roll:
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