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Off Shoots

Postby sgmmoore » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:06 pm

Off shoot sect. Not like the Protestants did from the Catholics, but like the Protestants did to themselves. They have more off shoots than you or even they can name let alone imagine. And they're also pretty good at making fun of one another, like speaking in tongues, praise and worship, asking you to leave the church because you left your husband or wife but not caring they were an abuser....

Spaghetti is nothing without the sauce. And what about the meatballs? And we are leaving out a whole nation of converts if we forget the Italian bread.

No there are no 'Ten Commandments' yet, so tonight we are having tortellini. Hope the FSP is not offended.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby BenDover » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:03 pm

....I have no idea what I just read. But for the sake of it, RAmen.
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We eat spaghetti, therefore He is.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Josh M » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:49 am

Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
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Re: Off Shoots

Postby MonkeysInACan » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:56 am

... I'm scared... Very Scared...
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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Rextu » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:53 am

I think he's afraid that eating pasta might offend His Noodliness.
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Re: Off Shoots

Postby joeybsmash » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:54 pm

Josh M wrote:Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?


Hey man! Watch out!
I worship a flying shitmuffin monster!
I find your post very offensive.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Conally » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:15 pm

i dont think the flying spaghetti monster has sauce (correct if wrong)
:fsm_float: Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? :fsm_float:

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Elastoman » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:17 pm

Though not commonly pictured with sauce, I believe that in a very G. Love kind of way, FSM got sauce. No, no - I'm positive of it.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Conally » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:27 pm

i guess his blood could be ragu
:fsm_float: Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? :fsm_float:

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:43 pm

Ahoy! If you haven't done so already (and I suspect you haven't), you should read all the threads (or at least the first posts in them) in the Standards And Practices forum (the top of the list). You should also post in the New Convert thread in that same forum, as you should have done with your first post before making this thread. Pay attention to the FAQ, as it has Q&As about schizms, different food preferences, and other things.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby BossOfTheGame » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:34 pm

sgmmoore wrote:No there are no 'Ten Commandments' yet, so tonight we are having tortellini. Hope the FSP is not offended.


ARRG! WHAT BE THE FSP!? IF YOU WERE TRYING TO TYPE FSM YOU SHOULD TRY A PIRATE ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD! IT REDUCES TYPOS!
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ARRG! THE 8 I REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN"TS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ANY NUMBER OF COMMANDMENTS!
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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:03 am

I think he was trying to warn us against schisms.

We already have a vegetarian denomination. It's kinda like having Orthodox and Catholic Pastafarians.

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Re: Off Shoots

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:51 pm

Yeah, only the vegetarian "denomination" consists only of yourself. The other vegetarian Pastafarians are just vegetarian Pastafarians.

I'd say it's more like liberal Catholics and fundamentalist Catholics than like Catholics and Orthodox Christians. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is flexible enough that there's really no need to cause schizms except to be a nuisance.
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