The Traditional Pastafarian funeral

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The Traditional Pastafarian funeral

Postby tombombadillo » Thu May 22, 2008 1:28 pm

What is the standard procedure for a traditional pastafarian funeral? a burial at sea? :fsm:

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Postby MonkeysInACan » Fri May 23, 2008 2:23 am

I think it has something to do with building a coffin out of bricks of Ramen.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri May 23, 2008 6:55 am

I think it was something like

bring him into the closest unpopulated desert you can find then let the vultures come
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Postby EarthRise » Fri May 23, 2008 7:52 am

Much beer at the funeral, naturally.
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 23, 2008 5:02 pm

It has to be kondukted by a pirate kaptain. Of kourse, there must be strippers and booze involved. A trukk full of Ramen is advised as an offering to please FSM.

Don't forget not to pikk your nose during the prokeedings.

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