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by Elastoman
Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:20 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Beer purity
Replies: 89
Views: 87541

Re: Beer purity

You could always just sail around pillaging for all of eternity. The beer and strippers are merely a bonus. A really nice bonus. Hell YEAH! And being heaven, you wouldn't have to tip the strippers (though it is strongly suggested). So let's recap - infinite beer (or whatever), massage from a stripp...
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Pasta sauce poll
Replies: 13
Views: 8441

Re: Pasta sauce poll

I like my pasta with mustard. Where is that option? ...I feel like my mind has been opened, forcibly, with the use of several large implements, to a new world of pasta enjoyment. No, really. I mean that. ~E. My loli likes the way you talk. If that's codespeak for "you sure got a purdy mouth,&q...
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'
Replies: 137
Views: 59677

Re: Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'

^ Not as cool as the turtle in orange.
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25661
Views: 6028061

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Had I not recently become amazingly jaded RE: relationships, I would attempt to post something pithy and supportive here.

As is, I'm going to have another beer, and watch nanotorrent download lovely things.

Last post before I pass out on the floor.
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Misfortune Cookie
Replies: 71
Views: 40037

Re: Misfortune Cookie

Early bird gets worm - slow dog makes lunch special.
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 1199540

Re: What are you reading right now?

Can't not read : Red Sox and Celtics updates Odd coming from Phoenix. Especially with both the local teams fielding (courting? Doesn't that sound odd in conjunction with NBA players...) decent teams recently. But as a non-native citizen of this blast-furnace of a city, my support lies elsewhere. An...
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:37 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 1199540

Re: What are you reading right now?

Reading at the moment - not much. Just finished : "The Gospel of FSM," "Ulysses" and "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" - re-reads following a conversation with my Mom. Recently Read : "The Count of Monte Cristo," "The Pirates Laffite" (histor...
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Waffles vs Pancakes
Replies: 15
Views: 16358

Re: Waffles vs Pancakes

I went Waffles, on general preference, but if you've ever had a good buckwheat or sourdough pancake, they can be worth the time.

Damn luchtime forum browsing. I wonder if there's a Waffle House nearby...

~E.
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Pasta sauce poll
Replies: 13
Views: 8441

Re: Pasta sauce poll

Moral Minority wrote:I like my pasta with mustard.

Where is that option?


...I feel like my mind has been opened, forcibly, with the use of several large implements, to a new world of pasta enjoyment.

No, really. I mean that.

~E.
by Elastoman
Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Set of Sacred Rites
Replies: 17
Views: 14426

Re: Set of Sacred Rites

Aside from a near terminal need to avoid anything resembling dogmatic ritual, I like the strippers/rum/beerfountain idea. I think I'll include that in all my daily habits from now on.

~E.
by Elastoman
Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:24 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: What if I don't like beer?
Replies: 44
Views: 54043

Re: What if I don't like beer?

I...uh....huh? Not like beer? I'm afraid I don't follow. Have you tried them all yet? I mean, even sake (evil, evil, sake...how I love thee.) is technically a beer instead of a wine, but nevermind that - most people think sake is goddamned disgusting. If you sampled American Anti-Intelligence Weapon...
by Elastoman
Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:00 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Beer purity
Replies: 89
Views: 87541

Re: Beer purity

Taking into account the nature of piracy, and it's special place in His strategy, I think the distribution model best suited to Heaven for things like Galleons, Mud Huts, and Revolving Beds in Mirror Rooms is a "Plunder fast, kids" method. I mean, it's heaven, but we're still pirates. If w...
by Elastoman
Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 417263

Re: Birthdays?? When's yours?

I'm in - 4-4-1978.
by Elastoman
Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Off Shoots
Replies: 12
Views: 6238

Re: Off Shoots

Though not commonly pictured with sauce, I believe that in a very G. Love kind of way, FSM got sauce. No, no - I'm positive of it.

~E.
by Elastoman
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:19 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 4087820

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Ignore previous postings on other threads. This be the first. Really. Those others are ridiculous attempts to slander my name, probably written by ninjas when I wasn't looking.

Officially, then, Hiya. Glad to be here.

~E.

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