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by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:28 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Wedding
Replies: 45
Views: 53927

Re: Pastafarian Wedding

not in most state, no.
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:57 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 3845632

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

JJones wrote:Irreverend -- I like that. Mind if I steal it? :D


Have at
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Legal restrictions and Pastafarian Ministers
Replies: 18
Views: 32191

Re: Legal restrictions and Pastafarian Ministers

Yup, that's the easy way.
by Cap'n Tedward
Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:56 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 3845632

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

I go by Cap'n, but I actually have a small congregation I call "the crew". Irreverand, Monister, and Pasta-or are all popular.
by Cap'n Tedward
Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Legal restrictions and Pastafarian Ministers
Replies: 18
Views: 32191

Re: Legal restrictions and Pastafarian Ministers

Well, you can either go through the effort of building a church in MA, or you can register with the Universal Life Church, who can give you ordination papers, and then marry as you wish. It's what I do in Nevada.
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Dusty Chapel
Replies: 14
Views: 11205

Re: Dusty Chapel

In the end, I'm kinda glad it went down that way, I had a lot more time for other projects.
by Cap'n Tedward
Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Dusty Chapel
Replies: 14
Views: 11205

Re: Dusty Chapel

It got vetoed by the camp leader. Something about it interfering with their plans for that space (which also didn't come to fruition). *sigh* But I got a nice fake rasta hat and assed dome rigatoni so that at least *I* could have the look. It was a little too subtle for most people, but a few got it.
by Cap'n Tedward
Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 322789

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Oh, come on, most religions have a phallusy in them somewhere... :)
by Cap'n Tedward
Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ministership
Replies: 11
Views: 10876

Re: Ministership

That's under some forms of debate. I go by Captain, 'cuz I have a small crew and I marry people at Burning Man. Irrevernd seems popular, As is Monister. but the short and long of it is... call yerself whatever ye like.
by Cap'n Tedward
Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:02 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 3845632

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Yeah, it's simple, it doesn't nest. First to post gets on top.
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:03 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Dusty Chapel
Replies: 14
Views: 11205

Re: Dusty Chapel

Okay, so, for ease of transport, and wind resistance/flow we've decided to go with a simple 'pop-up' structure for the chapel, with two stripper poles out front. http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539696_10151030860584776_1183195351_n.jpg behind the pulpit will be a bead curtain made out...
by Cap'n Tedward
Thu May 17, 2012 4:15 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 3845632

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welll, there is The Great Suck:
You should take a single noodle, place it on your tongue and suck it in as loudly as you wish.
Chase it with beer.
Then watch some porn or go to a strip club.


Extra points for doing it all dressed like a pirate.
:fsm_float:
by Cap'n Tedward
Sat May 12, 2012 2:42 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7666
Views: 3845632

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi guys, I am james. I saw your tshirts in the registration page I think? I wonder if I can submit some more designs about the tshirt? I am looking forward for your reply. Yeah, go to the Venganza site and submit them to Bobby. He needs to approve any monetizing on the FSM that happens anyway, so m...
by Cap'n Tedward
Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Wedding
Replies: 45
Views: 53927

Re: Pastafarian Wedding

We have some ideas already, and we're thinking of using your "Hail marinara, full of spice" prayer, Tedward (with permission, of course)... whoa there... slow your roll, not mine, I stole that out The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/page-53/

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