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by aquazoo
Sat May 27, 2006 12:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Silly Web Sites that are Complete Wastes of Time
Replies: 51
Views: 31353

Cats in Sinks doesn't work well for me, but it did lead me to Kittenwar:

http://kittenwar.com/

Addictive, time-wasting, and now I want to get a kitty...
by aquazoo
Fri May 26, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

(Aquazoo pouts)

"Well, I SUPPOSE we can wait, but frying the array won't hurt anyone. We can claim it was an accident. I don't want to get into their brains because they seem to have a psychidellic effect.

"Can I sent Zombie Ensign 9 to eat some brains? That would help..."
by aquazoo
Fri May 26, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

"Captain, I would advise you to stop spinning. There is a load of spaghetti being wound up in your chair, and I fear it will cause something really bad to happen. "Scanning the head fragments... It's pure meatball, through and through. Hmmmn, there seem to be a few spices I don't recognize...
by aquazoo
Thu May 25, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

(Aquazoo watches from the giant view screen on the Pastaprize. One of the shuttles is flying erraticaly, doing loops and apparently dive-bombing nothing in particular.) "Captain, I sense some of the crew on board, but just barely. They seem to be almost, but not quite completely unlike their us...
by aquazoo
Wed May 24, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

*Seeing Ensign Ricky pushing the psychedelic colored button* (Where are you guys - on a shuttle or something? I'm still on the bridge of the Pastaprize, tractoring the Captain's fighter ship into its docking bay.) (Right, then, the Captain's ship comes in and docks, and Aquazoo speaks via a comlink...
by aquazoo
Tue May 23, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

Aquazoo! anyone! anyone in the bridge! turn universal tractor beam on full power!!!!!!!!!!" "Will do, Captain." Aquazoo flips the switch for the tractor beam, and gets nothing but a quiet click. She tries a couple more times. With her limited knowledge of physics (only 101 and 102 we...
by aquazoo
Mon May 22, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

(Aquazoo watches it all from the giant viewscreen on the bridge) "Amazing, Captain, it's like watching a ballet from here! A hand has appeared clutching the meatball forehead, and it's screaming something about the worst ice cream headache. Are you using cryo-bombs? "Speaking of the ballet...
by aquazoo
Thu May 18, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The "Duh, Vince Who?" Code Movie
Replies: 47
Views: 35670

But the swallowing whole of the Jesus/Magdalene thing is what astonishes me. I know the church hasn't fallen for it, but a lot of their stupid followers have. "Swallowing" ? "Stupid"? The idea of Mary Magdalene and Jesus being a couple was not invented by Dan Brown. It's been sp...
by aquazoo
Wed May 17, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Anyone in Virginia
Replies: 352
Views: 249665

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:guuuhhhh!!!! first I leave for 10 days, then the email stops updating on this thread!!!!! I'm stuck at the bottom all the time... :cry:


Now you're second from the bottom. Better?
by aquazoo
Wed May 17, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Charity Work?
Replies: 10
Views: 8640

For some reason this reminds me of an idea I let go of some time back. I wonder if we could have some stamps made (for use with stamp pads) which have an FSM logo and venganza address on them. We could use them to stamp envelopes addressed to charities and bags donated to food drives. Oooh, neat id...
by aquazoo
Wed May 17, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Anyone in Virginia
Replies: 352
Views: 249665

I'm probably going tot he Maryland Faery Festival on Saturday the 20th. Drake, are you and the Drakelette going?
by aquazoo
Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Eunuch Strippers?
Replies: 23
Views: 16572

Where do you all get these ideas from? I'd always assumed that the stripper factory was full of men with their bums hanging out the top of their trousers busily engaged in stripping paint and wallpaper. Some are assembling film onto several layers of mylar for the lithograpy industry. The dot etche...
by aquazoo
Wed May 17, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

*flies straight up Shatners Nose* (And I woke up for this?, Aquazoo thinks to herself...) "Captain, I was just in a trance, trying a mind meld with the meatball brain of William Shatner. I suggest you aim the ship to ram the cerebral cortex, and send some missles to take care of the cheribum a...
by aquazoo
Fri May 12, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

"It appears to be a meatball in the shape of William Shatner's head. And it's singing, and the noise is horrible!

"This is terrible, if this is Atkins space, will they attempt to confiscate our pasta?"
by aquazoo
Wed May 10, 2006 10:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 283846

David Cassidy, now transmogrified back into Fertilizer Being, and dying on the floor: "T-try giving her Alka Seltzer. Always w-worked for me. *croak!*" Counsellor Aquazoo slowly awakens. "Ugh, that smell! Apparenlty a dead fertilizer monster smells much worse than a live one!" T...

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