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by alt_phil
Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

Just so everyone knows - the Lil' Bo Peep costume does not make sheep trust you enough to tell you people's names. But, I think I made a little progress when I put on the big naughty wolf costume.

The person below me wants my big naughty wolf costume - before I take it to the cleaners.
by alt_phil
Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:54 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 117878

Re: The 10 holy minor guidelines

Nice avatar alt_phil! Arrr! Thank ye, me salty hearty matey! There's actually a story behind my many faces of phil avatars. When I left my last place of employment, I foolishly left behind a funny-face picture of myself with my one eye all crossed. So my friends stuck it behind glass and daily drew...
by alt_phil
Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:23 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

Yup, I stole my uncle's name.

The person below me couldn't guess my uncle's name.
by alt_phil
Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

The person above me will be sued for plagerism if they don't stop stealing my manuscript.

The person below me knows how to spell plagerism better than I do.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

Only because I heard the local school system stinks.

The person below me went to school. Once.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

Apathy? Is that before Illinois Ave?

The person below me wishes they were the person above me, yet knows they might be in truth the person below them.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10769
Views: 3066288

Sure, I'm a sport. A poor sport

The person below me lost the game.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 130809

The book of Guinnessis

Tickle wrote:Impressive first post alt phil! Lovely story.

Welcome to the forums!


I am only a humble believer, to serve Him and His most Noodly power as best I may.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 417963

Birthday

I have a summer party week...

My Birthday is August 2nd. When I first met my wife, I found out hers was August 4th.
We decided if we ever married, we had to get married on August 3rd.
And so we did - 5 years ago this August 3rd.
by alt_phil
Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:38 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 117878

The 10 holy minor guidelines

The 10 holy minor guidelines... Thou shalt not quote B-rated movies at inappropriate times, especially when those amoungst you do not get the joke, for they have not seen it. Thou shalt not be not sure, but think thou doesn't know. Thou shalt not wonder why thine creator hast eyestalks. Thou shalt r...
by alt_phil
Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:50 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 130809

The book of Guinnessis

The book of Guinnessis Just after the beginning, when there was *almost* nothing, the strands of the universe were coiled and writhed like a big bowl of pasta, in His image. And lo, unto the shapeless but wonderful universe came a conscience in the form of two meatballs and eye stalks. No one knows ...

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