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by KC Observer
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:59 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Open Letter to Richard Dawkins
Replies: 23
Views: 12237

Re: Open Letter to Richard Dawkins

Wow, this guy has such a masterful debate technique; Says "fuck you" and then walks away. Sheesh, I for one am impressed! Of course, not int he way that he had in mind, I'm sure. This guy is a goner!
by KC Observer
Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:44 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: ChriFSMas Tree
Replies: 11
Views: 12402

Re: ChriFSMas Tree

Ubi Dubius wrote:Besides Friday, what is the next Pastafarian Holiday? Nor'easter?


No, it would be next Friday!
by KC Observer
Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:42 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Chocolate Cake Church
Replies: 10
Views: 6126

Re: Chocolate Cake Church

There are people on the internet who are trying to make you believe a flying spaghetti monster would exist and could help you with your problems. But it is a hoax, only Chocolate Cake is real. Do not let yourself be blinded by false gods as that one. Trust in the power of Chocolate Cake and let it ...
by KC Observer
Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Sail Ho, mateys! Prize sighted in Holland!
Replies: 15
Views: 10247

Re: Sail Ho, mateys! Prize sighted in Holland!

Methinks that the ol' Dutchman is flying high on some Amsterdam hashish.
by KC Observer
Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: An Amazing Miracle
Replies: 2
Views: 2098

Re: An Amazing Miracle

Welcome. Let's hope that your chosen forum name nis not indicitive of your nature.
by KC Observer
Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:52 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Arizona pastafarians
Replies: 18
Views: 16408

Re: Arizona pastafarians

Ah, I do miss the shenanigans on 4th Ave. :fsm_yarr:
by KC Observer
Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:03 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: are spaghetti O's bad?
Replies: 34
Views: 42300

Re: are spaghetti O's bad?

Spaghetti-O's are heresy. :? :x
by KC Observer
Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Picking your nose and other evils, privacy in close quarters
Replies: 95
Views: 58602

Re: Picking your nose and other evils, privacy in close quarters

Lads, Being cooped up in close quarters can be a right pain at the best of times. Bein stuck on a ship with no privacy sometimes introduces a few issues that require some covert actions to ensure you don't annoy your cabin mates. Oi wuz wunderin' if yer had any tips for werkin' in close quarters. I...
by KC Observer
Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate garb
Replies: 22
Views: 13996

Re: Pirate garb

SMALL PRINT The Management accept no responsibility for imprisonment, transportation or death resulting from the mis-use of advise given on the Prate Board. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Good thing that the "Pirate Board" isn't given a free pass, only the ] "Prate Board." ...
by KC Observer
Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to cancel my membership?
Replies: 12
Views: 5905

Re: How to cancel my membership?

1) Send back your membership card cut up into pieces.

2) when attending mass bring some dog poop in a bag. then when you go up for communion, stae the following:

"I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee."

Then throw the dog poop on the Priest's shoes.
by KC Observer
Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creation Museum in KY
Replies: 13
Views: 5516

Re: Creation Museum in KY

Ignorance is a sad, sad thing. Wow, that some want to beleive that "The Flinstones" is an animated documentary.
by KC Observer
Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Introductions
Replies: 3
Views: 1925

Re: Introductions

Welcome to the Forum, Philly Phil. :fsm_rock:

Even here you'll encounter the religious minded. We don't mind them sharing this space and tolerance is encouraged.
by KC Observer
Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself
Replies: 110
Views: 35687

Re: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself

and the whores we rode in on??? Well, that would certainly make more sense than a horse, oh, wait a minute, he did say horse. Guess he has the beastiality fetish thing going on. Oh well, I'm not judging.
by KC Observer
Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: need some assistance
Replies: 12
Views: 5273

Re: need some assistance

2) I love the topics of religion and science.


That's a great start right there.
by KC Observer
Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:22 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Demo-Communism?
Replies: 3
Views: 3161

Re: Demo-Communism?

Splitter!!!!

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