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by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Promising Young Writers
Replies: 14
Views: 5540

Re: Promising Young Writers

Not all of us can open Micro$#!% Word documents. I suggest either OpenDocument Format (aka ODF) or PDF, both of which are supported by recent versions of Microsoft Word and LibreOffice Writer.
by ItchyPirate
Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:13 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!
Replies: 12
Views: 16756

Re: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!

I wrote a template for those of you who wish to email the link to people you know. I'm open to feedback: Many of you have heard of the religion varyingly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, FSMism, and Pastafarianism. You may also know that Pastafarianism has been a bit of a controversial subject...
by ItchyPirate
Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18961
Views: 3679424

Re: Lies!

^ Loves the Doctor and wants to be his friend.
by ItchyPirate
Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:21 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!
Replies: 12
Views: 16756

Re: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!

I wrote a template for those of you who wish to email the link to people you know. I'm open to feedback: Many of you have heard of the religion varyingly known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, FSMism, and Pastafarianism. You may also know that Pastafarianism has been a bit of a controversial subject ...
by ItchyPirate
Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMmas/Christmas
Replies: 10
Views: 3881

Re: FSMmas/Christmas

I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Christ, and also because I believe a religious holiday shouldn't be commercialized. As a Pastafarian, however, I do celebrate Holiday, which occurs around the same time as Christmas. If people want to celebrate family, love, happiness, etc. in D...
by ItchyPirate
Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:23 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?
Replies: 14
Views: 4364

Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Any creature which has a soul and which behaves in a manner which morally appropriate to it's species ought to be able to go to heaven. Personally, I'd like to believe I will get to see my long-lost pets in heaven.
by ItchyPirate
Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 4761
Views: 1117509

Re: Word of the Day

Momentarily

adverb

For a moment
by ItchyPirate
Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25661
Views: 5394104

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Come again?

It's mine, the last post!
by ItchyPirate
Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Free donuts
Replies: 6
Views: 4349

Re: Free donuts

Eat them, of course! :idiot: :drinking:
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 3050276

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for hogging up all the lollipops.
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25661
Views: 5394104

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Nice guys finish last, so I'll claim it:

Last post!
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: two emails from eric whitfield
Replies: 27
Views: 15563

Re: two emails from eric whitfield

Or maybe he's lieing that it won't be on Amazon. Maybe he'll be stupid enough to give it another go?
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Free donuts
Replies: 6
Views: 4349

Re: Free donuts

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Ummm , i do'nt wont eny fwee dognuts .

Fank ye , NYBB


Since you don't want them, can I have them?
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:37 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18961
Views: 3679424

Re: Lies!

^Is my nephew.
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 108
Views: 46053

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:

What do you suppose that crap is?


i dunt noe

butt et be warrm an mushy !


What is a sweet potato?

Penguins.

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