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by Beardyoldblaggard
Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:17 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Bored? FIX THE U.S.!
Replies: 2
Views: 1896

I saved you guys $2.93 billion in the short version - I'll accept 10% in lieu of professional fees
by Beardyoldblaggard
Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What WellKnown SongTitle BestDescribes TPAY's Last Sex-Exper
Replies: 361
Views: 111929

Kill Bill Too 8)
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:59 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I used to think......
Replies: 25
Views: 14357

I used to think premature ejaculation was the Portugese President until I discovered Smirnoff
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:57 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I used to think......
Replies: 25
Views: 14357

Ah, so that's where it comes from. Years ago when I was about 12 (1980) I had a book called Graffiti: Scrawl of the wild which had all this famous Graffiti in it (including the infamous British Airways Luggage in Bermuda one). One of the pieces said: I used to think Wan King was a town in China unt...
by Beardyoldblaggard
Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I used to think......
Replies: 25
Views: 14357

I used to think......

Does anyone remember the old Smirnoff adverts that went "i used to think....was....until I discovered Smirnoff.

We had a whole bunch of amusing derivatives:

I used to think fellatio was a Spanish monk until I discovered Smirnoff.

any good ides?
by Beardyoldblaggard
Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 5409697

Kilner Jars
by Beardyoldblaggard
Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Wikipedia is God!
Replies: 19
Views: 8522

great new avatar BB
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:30 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Wikipedia is God!
Replies: 19
Views: 8522

Wikipaedia is a superlative; a putative god might approach Wikipaedianess
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 377128

9638: though shouldst instead carry a moderately sized vegetable marrow (zucchini for our colonial cousins) in said pocket in order to indicate to thy partner that thou art "pleased to see her"
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 377128

9643: In an ideal world though shallt notice rodent vermin before they get to the digging latrines in the back of thine oven and take steps to discourage them, lest ye contract ye plague. (Public Health Announcemente)
by Beardyoldblaggard
Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 377128

9650: Thou shalt be particularly circumspect if offered Cadbury's chocolate animals as a sweetmeat - lest there be a starfish amongst them.
by Beardyoldblaggard
Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Chuck Norris Game!
Replies: 199
Views: 117449

... have I mentioned before that Chuck Norris is as worthless and ineffectual as GWB's toenail clippings during his fungal infection period?
by Beardyoldblaggard
Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 377128

9657: though shallt train thyself to arise from the throne prior to flushing
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: anagrams
Replies: 43
Views: 18876

....as for my anagram.....

Bad Godly Rite ?
by Beardyoldblaggard
Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: anagrams
Replies: 43
Views: 18876

PirateGuy wrote: I have about the most common first and last names in the universe so it shouldn't be hard to figure out.


Li Wong ?

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