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by Etay
Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: What year did the FSM create the world?
Replies: 19
Views: 17579

I believe that at some point in time, all people that were living at that time forgot what year it was.

Therefore:

In A.D. 2101, Bush declared war on Iraq.
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this true about the US?
Replies: 43
Views: 21167

First, I love Sweden. <3 xoxo, etc. Secondmost; Yes. Even our President is a hardcore Christian. He's a complete moron, too. Thirdliest; I think the people who say, "You're going to die and/or burn in Hell," are committing what I see as a blasphemy to their God: Making a decision before Go...
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: You guys are full of it
Replies: 8
Views: 5103

Who's making money off selling Bibles? Yeah. They're sold. Bibles don't grow on trees, and neither does money. Every movement has to start somewhere. By the way, a lot of the money that Bobby's getting from the sales of Gospels is used to keep this site up and running. So far, this is the closest th...
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 384147

Arr, me birthday be the sixteenth o' June.
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Official Cat Pictures.
Replies: 121
Views: 80283

Best:

ImageArrrg. Someone got to it first.
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2564899

Next person likes to be called, "Cactus Slayer."

Edit: Just realized it's the person below me.
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 5439956

War pigs! >:P
by Etay
Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: List of things to do in an elevator:
Replies: 9
Views: 5723

List of things to do in an elevator:

Feel free to post your own. I got these from elsewhere. * = A must-do. * = Requires one or more item(s). - Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. * - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and mutt...
by Etay
Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas: An objective look
Replies: 18
Views: 11163

Me theory:

Pirate + Ninja + 1 = Robot

Arr. I be Mathematical.
by Etay
Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lifestyle with Big Ron and Co.
Replies: 156
Views: 73442

Tiddles the Cat:

I be wonderin', seein' as I just got me first Parrot today, what Parrots eat?
Ye see, I been feedin' 'im hardtack 'n' grog (Grog, only 'cause me thinks Rum may be too strong fer 'im).

Fair winds to ye,
Etay.
by Etay
Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 3323407

^ Wears a watch on his left ankle.
by Etay
Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Will ninjas go to heaven?
Replies: 30
Views: 16440

Just 'cause Pirates 'n' Ninjas be goin' at it fer eternity, don't mean they can't live in 'armoney in the great beyond. Pirates may be 'oly bein's, 'n' such, but fer the most part, they be just like you 'n' me. Aye, Pirates. Arr... that didn't 'urn out so well... Okay, Ninjas be nei'er 'oly nor un'o...
by Etay
Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:45 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232817

Arrrrgh!
by Etay
Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: AVAST YE LANLUBBERS ! Pirate Translashun Tred
Replies: 18
Views: 10654

Ahoy. If you'd be so kind as to, translate this 'ere sentence:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

Thank ye.
by Etay
Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: What frightens Pirates?
Replies: 71
Views: 42280

The one thing tha' truly scares me witless:
Ninja Fish.

'Orrible.

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