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by amouses
Sat May 03, 2014 11:29 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon:Comparative Agression Rates
Replies: 2
Views: 6007

Sunday Sermon:Comparative Agression Rates

Dear All, This Sunday I talk about the sensitive subject of /Comparative Aggression Rates/ http://majzel.blogspot.com/2014/05/sunday-sermon-comparative-aggression.html Regrettably, not all religious are created equal :-) You will however be delighted to hear that the Church of the FSM is possibly th...
by amouses
Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:42 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Monday Sermon: Beeing Nice at Easter
Replies: 0
Views: 7661

Monday Sermon: Beeing Nice at Easter

Dear All,

Why not bee nice this Easter

http://majzel.blogspot.com/2014/04/mond ... aster.html

Ramen.
by amouses
Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:51 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Friday Sermon: Welcome Poland
Replies: 0
Views: 7352

Friday Sermon: Welcome Poland

Friday is a traditional Holy Day for Pastafarians.

But with the most excellent and delicious news from Poland, perhaps we can say that today is really going to be a

GOOD Friday

http://majzel.blogspot.com/2014/04/frid ... oland.html
by amouses
Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:10 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon:My God is Bigger
Replies: 1
Views: 4465

Sunday Sermon:My God is Bigger

This Sunday I spoke about how akin Religious membership and Gang membership are http://majzel.blogspot.ch/2014/03/sunday-sermonmy-god-is-bigger-than-your.html I think young Boy George is on the the right track, unfortunately though he needs to be advised that the almighty FSM is surely the largest G...
by amouses
Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:38 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon: Heaven
Replies: 0
Views: 7585

Sunday Sermon: Heaven

Todays sermon is about heaven dear bretheren

http://majzel.blogspot.ch/2014/01/sunda ... eaven.html

I take it that you will all be familiar with the picture of heaven that I used.

Ramen.
by amouses
Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:14 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: New Year Sermon: In the House
Replies: 0
Views: 8204

New Year Sermon: In the House

We ushered in the New Year with a hearty portion of music, dancing and smiling. But dear bretheren, you may be shocked to hear that not every faith would encourage this behaviour. Let us reflect for a moment then, that in 2014, these individuals will begin to acknowledge the loving majesty of the No...
by amouses
Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:38 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Advent Day 11: Christfsmas Sermon
Replies: 0
Views: 7003

Advent Day 11: Christfsmas Sermon

Celebrate the true meaning of Christfsmas

http://majzel.blogspot.ch/2013/12/11-su ... ermon.html
by amouses
Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:51 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon: Can Everything be Forgiven
Replies: 0
Views: 6964

Sunday Sermon: Can Everything be Forgiven

There are many behaviours that the FSM religion does not see fit to take part in. We don't feel the need to blow ourselves and others up, in order to prove how right we are, or to show that our religion is the one and only true religion, or for any other reason. The same dear brethren cannot be said...
by amouses
Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:55 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon: Dearly Beloved
Replies: 0
Views: 5521

Sunday Sermon: Dearly Beloved

Warning: Todays sermon contains beautiful music.

To religions that prohibit the free use of music, this post is not for you

http://majzel.blogspot.ch/2013/11/sunda ... loved.html

Meanwhile for the followers of FSM to whom no such prohibition applies, enjoy

Regards

Pasta Marcus
by amouses
Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:09 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Tuesday Sermon:Taking it For Granted
Replies: 0
Views: 5785

Tuesday Sermon:Taking it For Granted

As a minister I write a once weekly Sermon, so I'm posting some back issues for all to imbibe

http://majzel.blogspot.com/2013/09/tues ... anted.html

Peace be upon his noodle.

(Use google

sermon site:majzel.blogspot.com

to find more)
by amouses
Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:29 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon: Religious Tolerance
Replies: 0
Views: 5532

Sunday Sermon: Religious Tolerance

This is a kind reminder that we usually post a Sunday Sermon on our Blogsite. This Sunday I will talk about the end of Ramendan 2013 Since I (Marcus) am writing this Saturday night then I'll point out the last sermon was about religious tolerance and you can find it here. http://majzel.blogspot.com/...
by amouses
Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:43 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sunday Sermon
Replies: 1
Views: 4315

Sunday Sermon

I know it ought to be Friday, but most of my intended audience is expecting religion on a sunday. So with that said my second sermon from majzel dot blogspot dot com talks about the use of our FSM stamps, which our now our default stamp sent on all correspondence. We dont write much, but hey when we...
by amouses
Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:44 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Stamps
Replies: 5
Views: 5210

FSM Stamps

In Switzerland (where we live usually) it's not only legal but environmentally friendly to print your own Stamps.

This is what we chose for our chrisfsmas cards..

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by amouses
Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:05 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM sighting from Tchibo
Replies: 0
Views: 12876

FSM sighting from Tchibo

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After assembling this Air Freshener from Tchibo I feel that maybe they are a quiet supporter to our cause
by amouses
Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:09 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: My Advent Calendar
Replies: 0
Views: 3468

My Advent Calendar

I started my FSM Advent Calendar on Friday December 07 2012 You can find it here http://majzel.blogspot.com/2012/12/adventually.html Every day (well certainly until the possible end of the world on December 21st) I'll be posting a daily appropriate graphic. If we make it to Dec 22nd then I'll publis...

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