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by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:05 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 5
Views: 3700

The holidays are covered in the "A Guide To The Holidays" section of the Gospel, pages 123-125. Our holidays are: Pastover Ramendan Halloween International Talk Like A Pirate Day Every single Friday Holiday (which takes up most of December and January) Various days dedicated to Pastafarian...
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Does using unlicenced software make one a pirate?
Replies: 15
Views: 12123

Neither. Read the Gospel, and you will find that pirates are peace-loving explorers who like to eat pasta and give candy to children. Their reputation was smeared by other religions, however, so the modern, mainstream uses of the word "pirate" are quite different from the word's original m...
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:36 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: UK Walk?
Replies: 5
Views: 4687

*checks* Aye, you're right. Actually, it was a disused bathroom, not a ladies' bathroom, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". I should be more careful to not open me mouth and try to make witty references to things when I'm not familiar with them enough to do it well.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Global Increase in Pirate attacks recorded!
Replies: 12
Views: 5514

He mentioned the guys with speedboats and machine guns in the Gospel's FAQ. FSM does not like those ones. Also, sports teams called Pirates don't reduce global warming.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Where do we stand on...
Replies: 38
Views: 14313

I thought it's pasta in general that He prefers, not just spaghetti. I also don't recall any preference for any particular sauce.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:48 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: UK Walk?
Replies: 5
Views: 4687

At least it's not through your house, and at least you knew about it well ahead of time instead of having to dodge tiger attacks in a ladies' bathroom to find out the day before.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:59 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: ARRRR Go here for ye pirate name!
Replies: 22
Views: 9867

Who're ye talkin' to? My avatar is a stylized picture of my face. I can't see how either my avatar or Johninfl's resembles Borat.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:07 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: ARRRR Go here for ye pirate name!
Replies: 22
Views: 9867

by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:59 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Are there any Baristas here??
Replies: 15
Views: 24256

If you ask for a latte in Italy, they'll give you a cup of hot milk, or so I've heard.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)
Replies: 8
Views: 4871

Part of the fun of havin' a personal Jolly Roger is designin' it yerself! Make it yer own! If ye want to be lazy, get a generic skull and crossbones. They're fer sale all o'er the place. Here's mine, anyway. Just finished it. Me beautiful gal drew a pencil sketch of the FSM that I copied fer the fla...
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Discriminated Against
Replies: 26
Views: 11299

Don't listen to EarthRise. He might not be a true believer, but I know I am! Whether other people see it and participate in it as a parody is irrelevant if you personally take it as a real religion. It's a perfectly reasonable one, as far as religions go.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How come we don't have churches?
Replies: 29
Views: 16638

Venganza.org is basically the only church we have. We don't really feel the need for too much really ritualized worship like regular attendance at a meeting hall. If you want a meeting, have it at your house or on a ship, and serve pasta.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: You are all heriticks and dishonor the FSM
Replies: 12
Views: 6025

No.
by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:01 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What does a Paleopastafarian eat
Replies: 2
Views: 4035

by Almighty Doer of Stuff
Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7663
Views: 3452442

Hmm... I just had a thought. Maybe it would encourage new converts to post in the appropriate thread if the other threads in this section had their first posts edited to say at the beginning of the post, " This is not where you should make your first post. There is another thread in this forum ...

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