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by DeltaWhiskey
Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:10 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: HALO 3!
Replies: 12
Views: 5940

Yuh huh. Halo, eh? Meh.

'scuse me while I go play NHL 2k8.

Spezzariffic Awesomeness.
by DeltaWhiskey
Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2839318

^ often mistaken for the little known and unloved Eighth Dwarf: Gassy
by DeltaWhiskey
Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2839318

^ Performs the lap dances in a traditional Hungarian skirt.
by DeltaWhiskey
Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2839318

^keeps responding by turning it UP.
by DeltaWhiskey
Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2839318

^Insists on playing Brahms' Hungarian Dance No. 5 on a loop during lovemaking. Every time.
by DeltaWhiskey
Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:57 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2268153

That way when I inevitably knock it off the table, it will land face up.

TPBM prefers to eat their toast and butter separately, letting them mix post-ingestion.

Eww.
by DeltaWhiskey
Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:00 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2839318

^ Sexually attracted to Toasters.
by DeltaWhiskey
Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Why is Earthrise on "Hiatus"?.....
Replies: 65
Views: 26641

He not only drank the "cheap Kolaloka lemonade", he ate the package it came in. He should be out of the hospital soon..... :?
by DeltaWhiskey
Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:05 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 310374

Huh. I always thought the '04 Centurions looked less like chicks and more like bullety death. But hey, whatever you're into dude, who am I to judge? I'll go with the Hirogen. My previously mentioned Minions will quickly subdue them, and then I'd have them convert my subdivision into a giant Holodeck...
by DeltaWhiskey
Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 310374

Cats, for they are my minions and shall do my bidding, unlike the heathen dogs.

A Cylon Centurion (1978 era)

Or

A Cylon Centurion (2004 era)
by DeltaWhiskey
Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 687
Views: 237166

Baby_Jesus_on_Rye
by DeltaWhiskey
Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1111
Views: 342520

9860: Thou shalt realize that typographical errors within Commandments are ETCHED IN STONE, and must therefore be interpreted literally. 9859: In light of 9860, Thou shalt make triple sure that Commandments do not contain "teh"s, "smae"s, or misplaced "their"s, "th...
by DeltaWhiskey
Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10768
Views: 2268153

You can't see the room if you don't believe in the room, man!

TPBM has neither the touch, nor the power. When all hell's breaking loose, they'll be cowering and sobbing under the bed.
by DeltaWhiskey
Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 4657763

Antiquing?
by DeltaWhiskey
Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31473
Views: 4657763

No pubic lice. Only khlau kalash.

Zankou wrote:hair


Piece

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