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by E.Raser two
Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMism As An Actual Religion?
Replies: 32
Views: 14629

Re: FSMism As An Actual Religion?

I can't wait until then!!!! From latin word religio there are 2 etymology: 1) Cicero : legere = to pick, to join together 2) Lattanzio & Tertulliano : to tie From origins religio means to return on what we made, a scruple, a nostalgia of a cosmic restoration. So, because His Holiness the Supers...
by E.Raser two
Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:15 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMism As An Actual Religion?
Replies: 32
Views: 14629

Re: FSMism As An Actual Religion?

Borrowed Time wrote: What can we do to officially make our religion real?


Please .....wait.
When Bobby will die, as later as possible, and he will fly in the sky over an hired and burning car, like Prophet Elia, the world will official make FSM real.
in 100 years we will be real
by E.Raser two
Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 10989

Clifford wrote:Look - there is no Devil as stated in the Gospel (despite how much I may dislike it (the Gospel)) so forget about the whole Devil thing.


whynot???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by E.Raser two
Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 10989

Re: i found SATAN

One of the FSM appendages evolve and become macaronifer. Macaronifer create crocodiles, mosquito and slot machines (and all the bad things). evolution in absolute? it does not look right. Macaroni is pasta too: an hypostasis. In Italy we eat 28 kg/year/procapite. That is = 28.000 gr :365=76,71 gr/d...
by E.Raser two
Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 10989

Clifford wrote:No. The FSM can be a bit mean when drunk, so good/evil balances out.


abso :mrgreen: :mrgreen: lute vodka ?????
by E.Raser two
Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:44 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM in futurama
Replies: 7
Views: 3877

Re: FSM in futurama

afaq666 wrote::fsm_rock: you can see his mighty noodle throwing bender back to earth


what about the little green man of the photo of Nasa on Mars planet ?
Is he really Ben-Bin Shalom-Laden Bernanke ?
by E.Raser two
Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 10989

Re: SATAN EXISTS????

afaq666 wrote::fsm_rock:
SATAN or something like that exists on the pastafarian religion?

:fsm:


no , he does not exist :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by E.Raser two
Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:32 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Bottled Holy Water - FSM should have the same.
Replies: 11
Views: 5345

Re: Bottled Holy Water - FSM should have the same.

Fun Doh Mental wrote:Take a look at what the "competition" is offering.
I'll take a case of FSM holy water.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/74380


miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have rum now in the bottle :worship: :worship: :worship:
by E.Raser two
Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:33 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: What if I don't like beer?
Replies: 16
Views: 12791

Re: What if I don't like beer?

c_felix wrote:What happens if I make it to heaven? I don't like beer, never have, and probably never will. What will happen to me? :cry:



me too. I like Coca Cola.
Welcome in the Hell
by E.Raser two
Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 309
Views: 172210

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:

They approached the city from the river Ankh, which surprised many, because it is known to be so filthy that it almost doesn't flow. As for the bridges joining Ankh and Morpork, they were destroyed by the cannons.



WAKAN TANKA ( the theory of the whole ) :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr:
by E.Raser two
Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:36 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM found in Chinese Restaraunt!
Replies: 2
Views: 3841

Re: FSM found in Chinese Restaraunt!

I found him in a Chinese Buffet in Bryan, Oh. All I can figure is that he ate too much fried dough, drank too much beer and fell asleep under a heat light. When he woke up he looked so delicious, and indeed even a Chinese FSM is delicious, his noodely appendages were the best food of my life, RAmen...
by E.Raser two
Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: WELCOME LAKOTA
Replies: 0
Views: 2300

WELCOME LAKOTA

WAKANTATANKA
by E.Raser two
Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Recent Science Confirms Pastafarianism
Replies: 5
Views: 3010

Re: Recent Science Confirms Pastafarianism

So from the bird's perspective, trajectories of objects moving in four-dimensional space-time resemble a tangle of spaghetti. I do not know in which way the bird see. But if this is true....the next attack airplane..... Oh se cerilo io fossi che sul fiore dell'onda insieme con le alcioni transvola,...
by E.Raser two
Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:09 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: il Signore dei Coglioni
Replies: 11
Views: 21174

Sergio wrote:He he


Ed il Papa polacco è pieno di nostalgia
Quando ero in Polonia avevo fattoria, avevo trattore, avevo orticello, avevo galline, avevo porco.
Ora sono qui a Roma e non ho più niente.
Addio fattoria
addio trattore
addio orticello
addio galline
addio
by E.Raser two
Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: il Signore dei Coglioni
Replies: 11
Views: 21174

Ma come ? Ed io che cercavo di rimetterlo sulla retta via... spogliandolo delle sue ricchezze terrene per avvicinarlo di più al suo dio. In questa modo sarebbe già stato pronto per andare ed evangelizzare il prossimo, scalzo, vuoi mettere che aiuto che gli do ? :fsm_yarr: appunto, ma che vuoi che...

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