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by ken worley
Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:37 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?
Replies: 51
Views: 27139

Are "Pirate" and "Gay" Interchangeable Tags?

OK, forum "Pirate"s.... Explain away the following ten evidences that pirate culture, as a whole, is a thinly veiled cloak for gayness. 10- "16 men on a dead man's chest"....Sick. And aren't all these "sea chanties" just a more-watery 'glee-club'? 9- Tendecies toward &q...
by ken worley
Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:01 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quote out of context
Replies: 2476
Views: 557214

Re: Quote out of context

PKMKII wrote:
bacon wrote:I have... lots of gratuitous sex



Do you use the "standard 15% rule", or base the gratuity on how well your sex provider avoids grimacing?
by ken worley
Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 3839
Views: 898209

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

I find it disturbing that I have actually seen that scene before. I have no idea when or why. Possibly alcohol was involved. No, no, I got that feeling too... It's just deja-view, for which I place blame upon the snake, whose appearance, (aside from being lithe-of-figure)- bears a remarkably distur...
by ken worley
Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:13 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 951
Views: 257520

Re: "That's What She Said"

black bart wrote:
"If you ever had the thought of owning a small holding then this gives you a good insight into how to start"


Traditional Welshmen's glory-hole salutation.

"The universe in a grain of sand."
by ken worley
Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Techniques
Replies: 34
Views: 18263

Re: The Ancient Art of Cowardice...Fight-Avoidance Technique

The "I don't see you, so you can't see me" trick: as soon as you see a battle-axed mainiac running towards you, quickly pick up a stick with one or two leaves on it, and hold it in front of your face. The assailant will think you're a rosebush and go away. This ancient piece of common pra...
by ken worley
Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 4756
Views: 913398

Re: Word of the Day

Granolula-a grainy tumor formed beneath the tongue, caused by impaction in the sublingual or submaxillary cavity of a mucillious mass of dietary fiber.
by ken worley
Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:57 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2843648

Re: Lies!

^ Played soprano sax in college Steely Dan tribute act called, "The Back Steely Dans"
by ken worley
Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:54 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 951
Views: 257520

Re: "That's What She Said"

A rooster, staring disconsolately at an egg.

"If you must eat pork, have a bellyful."
by ken worley
Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:46 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3008
Views: 590664

Re: Did you know?

Did you know... ...that in the early '80s, taking on a whole new genre, horror maven George Romero directed several of the era's most iconic music videos. However,few know that his first and favorite music-vid-directorial outing was done using a pseudonym, reportedly for contractural-conflict reason...
by ken worley
Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1403
Views: 268745

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

twinks.


A thuggee of...
by ken worley
Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2843648

Re: Lies!

^ Places them there the night before
by ken worley
Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2843648

Re: Lies!

Uther wrote:^ Is a fair and just Soderator whom I look up to.



Fix'd
by ken worley
Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:16 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 687
Views: 238007

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

Transparentbeard_the_Pirate
by ken worley
Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Explain That Name Game
Replies: 80
Views: 28434

Re: The Explain That Name Game

Can anyone explain Ken Worley? :grin: Worley is an enigma wrapped in a mystery hidden in a bus somewhere in the US...that's narrowed him down a bit. No, the poverty has narrowed me down a bit. I am not the artist or the war guy...If I go through scores of google pages, all that there marks my passa...

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