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by EarthRise
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:17 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

This species is backward and totally irrelevant at a cosmological level. I don't know why does it bother to exist anyway. Every species does what it knows to do, and evolution cannot be incorrect. At a cosmological level, your cosmic philosophy is irrelevant. You are irrelevant. This post is irrele...
by EarthRise
Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:03 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

Moral Minority wrote:This species is backward and totally irrelevant at a cosmological level. I don't know why does it bother to exist anyway.


Every species does what it knows to do, and evolution cannot be incorrect. At a cosmological level, your cosmic philosophy is irrelevant.
by EarthRise
Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

Moral Minority wrote:Darwinian evolution goes against everything I hold sacred and true...


Darwinian evolution made the species, so get over yourself.
by EarthRise
Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

Ouch! Damn Earth, save some noob meat for the rest of us would ya? But... this one was so easy! But you are a seasoned pro. When the mother lion wants to teach her cubs to hunt she'll break her prey's leg and then let them kill it. If you keep going straight for the jugular, then how will our young...
by EarthRise
Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

PirateGuy wrote:Ouch! Damn Earth, save some noob meat for the rest of us would ya?


But... this one was so easy!
by EarthRise
Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 6483

FAQs wrote:Q: Hey! Wouldn't it be funny to say that the FSM has spoken to me/come to me in a dream/I am the FSM, and demand that you follow my ignorant, unsubstantiated schism or else be wrong?

A: No.


Learn it and stfu.
by EarthRise
Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:07 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: how to get to heaven
Replies: 16
Views: 9900

Those who perform good deeds are sent by the FSM to heaven. Those that are a little bit evil are sent to FSM hell lite, where they work in support roles for heaven and can be vindicated. Those that are rabidly evil are sent to FSM hell, where the strippers have VD and the beer is warm. They still ha...
by EarthRise
Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
Replies: 212
Views: 79448

St John the Blasphemist wrote:My name is St John the Blaphemist and I am addicted to bludging in the FSM forums while I should be working.


Holyshit me too!
by EarthRise
Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
Replies: 212
Views: 79448

Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

My name is EarthRise, and I am an evolution addict.
by EarthRise
Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:23 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Just debated a Creationist...
Replies: 11
Views: 7636

Not actually sure. I'm thinking Young Earth. There is your first mistake. Anti-evolutionists come in many flavors. Before even engaging one you need to get them to establish where they are coming from, in order to know how to base your arguments. If you are just defending evolution, then your defen...
by EarthRise
Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:18 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Just debated a Creationist...
Replies: 11
Views: 7636

PirateGuy wrote:What flavor? YEC? ID? Boisenberry?


Not actually sure. I'm thinking Young Earth.

She definitely had the worst definitions of evolution, though, which was expected.
by EarthRise
Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:05 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Just debated a Creationist...
Replies: 11
Views: 7636

Just debated a Creationist...

It made me feel dirty and drained.

Frankly, I don't know how many more debates I want to get into now.
by EarthRise
Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: There can be only one...
Replies: 27
Views: 11454

Re: Civil war

black bart wrote:
Rainswept wrote:You're on crack. Braveheart was by far his best movie.


It was UTTER UTTER bollocks, just like his pathetic attempt to portray the American/British Civil war (eroniously called the American War of Independence).


Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of postpartum depression.


:D
by EarthRise
Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:53 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Vote!! Round 2!!!
Replies: 74
Views: 28862

Re: Vote

black bart wrote:When does the vote end?


When she castrates the person responsible for this tie.
by EarthRise
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Moon must be made of Cheese!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 9603

Re: The Moon must be made of Cheese!!!

evilol wrote:
EarthRise wrote:
evilol wrote:I totally agree on this hypothesis, but if the moon is made of cheese, what does sun contain? :?


Liquid cheese?


Perhaps, but what kind of cheese? :?


Obviously a yellow one. What's a good soft cheese? Is gouda soft enough?

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