FSM Discussion

Much beer at the funeral, naturally.

The person above me has a way with words that makes one cringe. Fortunately, he is also a compulsive liar.

I am Darwin's mosquito, planting the parasites of science in the brains of creationists.

who MPT? I was thinking TalkingBull. dukes as well. I wouldn't count TalkingBull as a Pastafarian. He alligns strongly with atheists. So do I, but I consider myself an adamant Pastafarian. Yea, but you can't be an immoral devil worshiper and be Pastafarian at the same time. (tongue in cheek here, e...

Moral Minority wrote:

EarthRise wrote:

lordpunkmonk wrote:who MPT?

I was thinking TalkingBull.

dukes as well. I wouldn't count TalkingBull as a Pastafarian. He alligns strongly with atheists.

So do I, but I consider myself an adamant Pastafarian.

lordpunkmonk wrote:who MPT?

I was thinking TalkingBull.

We already have a Republican pastafarian on the boards.

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Hmmm...

I like 'em all, but it was the third one that I think I liked best.

Dunno why...

7 was as little of a disappointment as you'd think possible, considering the hoopla.

The epilogue ticked me off to no end.

I'm just waiting for my money tree. Seems that no matter that I keep grafting $100 bills to my trees, I can't seem to get the dang things to "take." :x Money doesn't grow on trees. You have to get it started on a bush. Wait, don't you mean a Bush? Don't you know that Bushes devour any mon...

1) 'round June 2006 or so. 2) Because the FSM is the ultimate truth. Also, the ID movement sucks. 3) The ID movement and its followers 4) They're either assholes or very pleasant people. 5) Abuse from fundamentalists can be unpleasant. 6) The looks I get. They're classic. 7) I live by the FSM's tene...

I suppose I shall have to start offerin' them boxwine and bus tokens now....*sigh* What's that supposed to mean? The worst I did to you as a Mod was beat you up and take your lunch money. Is that such a crime? That's my standard treatment of those in power, is all. Mod or Admin= erotic proposition....

ken worley wrote:I suppose I shall have to start offerin' them boxwine and bus tokens now....*sigh*

What's that supposed to mean? The worst I did to you as a Mod was beat you up and take your lunch money. Is that such a crime?

I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes. You must be Yersinia pestis , because you give me a fever and a swelling of the groin. The adult body has 206 bones (approximately) in it. Want another? I wish I were your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves. I wish I were your ...

I agree with you, MM. It can't be good, because before the age of five, the stem cells in your brain need to be distributed. TV means that these stem cells aren't distributed. That's why lots of kids are dumb. Their parents just plonk them in front of the TV for hours on end. Their brains aren't st...

PirateGuy wrote:No. I'm saying, good lord, that girl on the right, look at her fricking sweet ass thighs.

I'd almost give up chicken for some of that action.

They don't like meat.

'Nuff said.

Didn't you hear? It's made of people.