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by EarthRise
Fri May 23, 2008 7:52 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Traditional Pastafarian funeral
Replies: 4
Views: 6694

Much beer at the funeral, naturally.
by EarthRise
Tue May 20, 2008 10:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Describe TPAY
Replies: 46
Views: 21816

The person above me has a way with words that makes one cringe. Fortunately, he is also a compulsive liar.

I am Darwin's mosquito, planting the parasites of science in the brains of creationists.
by EarthRise
Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Quick Question from a Rookie Convert
Replies: 15
Views: 5919

who MPT? I was thinking TalkingBull. dukes as well. I wouldn't count TalkingBull as a Pastafarian. He alligns strongly with atheists. So do I, but I consider myself an adamant Pastafarian. Yea, but you can't be an immoral devil worshiper and be Pastafarian at the same time. (tongue in cheek here, e...
by EarthRise
Wed May 14, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Quick Question from a Rookie Convert
Replies: 15
Views: 5919

Moral Minority wrote:
EarthRise wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:who MPT?


I was thinking TalkingBull.


dukes as well. I wouldn't count TalkingBull as a Pastafarian. He alligns strongly with atheists.


So do I, but I consider myself an adamant Pastafarian.
by EarthRise
Tue May 13, 2008 5:27 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Quick Question from a Rookie Convert
Replies: 15
Views: 5919

lordpunkmonk wrote:who MPT?


I was thinking TalkingBull.
by EarthRise
Tue May 13, 2008 10:37 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Quick Question from a Rookie Convert
Replies: 15
Views: 5919

We already have a Republican pastafarian on the boards.
by EarthRise
Mon May 12, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: His Dark Materials
Replies: 64
Views: 73404

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Hmmm...

I like 'em all, but it was the third one that I think I liked best.

Dunno why...

7 was as little of a disappointment as you'd think possible, considering the hoopla.


The epilogue ticked me off to no end.
by EarthRise
Fri May 09, 2008 7:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: This Just In: Spaghetti Grows On Trees!
Replies: 2
Views: 2076

I'm just waiting for my money tree. Seems that no matter that I keep grafting $100 bills to my trees, I can't seem to get the dang things to "take." :x Money doesn't grow on trees. You have to get it started on a bush. Wait, don't you mean a Bush? Don't you know that Bushes devour any mon...
by EarthRise
Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:20 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: 10 Questions about Pastafarianism and YOU
Replies: 12
Views: 5441

1) 'round June 2006 or so. 2) Because the FSM is the ultimate truth. Also, the ID movement sucks. 3) The ID movement and its followers 4) They're either assholes or very pleasant people. 5) Abuse from fundamentalists can be unpleasant. 6) The looks I get. They're classic. 7) I live by the FSM's tene...
by EarthRise
Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:08 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: New Mods, welcome them!
Replies: 38
Views: 49687

Re: New Mods, welcome them!

I suppose I shall have to start offerin' them boxwine and bus tokens now....*sigh* What's that supposed to mean? The worst I did to you as a Mod was beat you up and take your lunch money. Is that such a crime? That's my standard treatment of those in power, is all. Mod or Admin= erotic proposition....
by EarthRise
Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:29 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: New Mods, welcome them!
Replies: 38
Views: 49687

Re: New Mods, welcome them!

ken worley wrote:I suppose I shall have to start offerin' them boxwine and bus tokens now....*sigh*


What's that supposed to mean? The worst I did to you as a Mod was beat you up and take your lunch money. Is that such a crime?
by EarthRise
Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Non-Physically-Complimenting Pick-Up Lines Challenge.
Replies: 82
Views: 35180

I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes. You must be Yersinia pestis , because you give me a fever and a swelling of the groin. The adult body has 206 bones (approximately) in it. Want another? I wish I were your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves. I wish I were your ...
by EarthRise
Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:41 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Gifted Programs.
Replies: 40
Views: 19834

I agree with you, MM. It can't be good, because before the age of five, the stem cells in your brain need to be distributed. TV means that these stem cells aren't distributed. That's why lots of kids are dumb. Their parents just plonk them in front of the TV for hours on end. Their brains aren't st...
by EarthRise
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 3839
Views: 958443

PirateGuy wrote:No. I'm saying, good lord, that girl on the right, look at her fricking sweet ass thighs.

I'd almost give up chicken for some of that action.


They don't like meat.

'Nuff said.
by EarthRise
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:11 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Another batch of Soylent Green
Replies: 7
Views: 5533

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