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by Cerberus
Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:07 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Location of the Most Holy Lands of His Noodlyness?
Replies: 48
Views: 35528

No pirate in vegas? Be ye joking? Have ye never seen Dodgeball?! Pirate Steve!
by Cerberus
Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: deciffered Al PAstihah
Replies: 6
Views: 5723

We could even "rediscover", the true language of FSM. From which all of those squigly letters came from. A language so full of beauty that its almost incomprehensible to the human eye.
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Scientific support of FSM
Replies: 1
Views: 2688

WELCOME o' believer! FSM in its glory has been revealed to you. Look now at your life and the lives of others to see His noodle shaping us. In writing, in music, in nature. His olive oiled Noodleyness can felt in everything. Know now when you smell a quick waft of pesto pass you by on the tails of b...
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: deciffered Al PAstihah
Replies: 6
Views: 5723

You might be onto something there ferdinand. A whole swag of written forms resemble noodles. Not just Arabic writing. Japanese and Chinese Kanji are almost entirley comprised of noodles, in fact many of them look as though the designers had just come from some really fantastic Ramen Dinner (Ramen is...
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:05 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: FSM Email Forwards
Replies: 3
Views: 3479

We might be able to convert disilussioned spam filters.
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Lord's Prayer
Replies: 10
Views: 18481

Prayer Book ahoy! However why do we have to copy Christianity in the shape of mimicking their prayer, couldn't we do something a little more funky? Maybe put it to the tune of something more new age? Methinks we could be inventive.
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Join us in the fight against FSM!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 14616

Very true auntee. Peter as well. I'm of the opinion that being vulgar or obscene is definately not necessary in this forum. However i do appreciate that pirate discussions do require a certain amount of this inherent in them and so we should approach them with modicum. I think that if we can debate ...
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Cosmopastical issue, v. 2
Replies: 6
Views: 5429

Yeah the earth doesn't have to be a sphere. It could really be in the shape of a skull and crossbones. The water just covers up the skull like features making the earth look spherical.
by Cerberus
Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:38 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Goats
Replies: 10
Views: 8531

Goats cheese on pasta?! Blasphemy i can only shudder at how bad that would taste. Goats cheese is way to salty to go with the smooth taste of pasta.
by Cerberus
Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:21 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: concerning sex
Replies: 20
Views: 18272

Oh definately. They in turn adapted an even older religion into worship of Dionysus. So orgies and sex IN religion have been around for way way longer than a lot of people give credit.
by Cerberus
Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:17 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pastafarianism in depth
Replies: 21
Views: 19593

Nice, i rate that sig. You should get a t'shirt made and walk around churches. It'd be hilarious.
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:22 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Canonize the Wiggles
Replies: 19
Views: 17215

I rate both Cannonisation and Pastardisation, Excellent terms. As to the claim that ANYONE can find the wiggles music their "schtik" is ludicris. I only rate them because they have a pirate in their midst. Having been subjected to their hideous interpretations of the term "music" for excessively lon...
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:38 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pastafarianism in depth
Replies: 21
Views: 19593

I did actually say that i wasn't going to delete his thread. So no worries about that front. And you make an interesting point (no one shoot me for starting a sentence with "and" please - i know more than a few of you are english teachers past/present). How else will the religion grow without people...
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:08 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Canonize the Wiggles
Replies: 19
Views: 17215

Hmm Kithrater has a point, the barbosa bro's definately had some very good piratey issues. So how about Barbosa as a title to award those of piratey goodness?

Also Kithrater you should become a member, or FSM will smite you.
by Cerberus
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:04 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Holy Flagellation
Replies: 6
Views: 5151

Oo sorry Auntee i misread you post originally, I thought you were saying that there were no sects that condone it. Whoops. As a Pastafarian myself i don't believe in the overly ritualistic style of the MOFSM sect and agree with you that its definately not compuslary.

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