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by Cerberus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Virgins v Strippers
Replies: 25
Views: 28807

It wasn't a big black truck with FBI painted on the side was it DD?
by Cerberus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: relation between pirates and ninjas?
Replies: 10
Views: 7329

I keep saying it, but you can be BOTH! Ninja Scrolls has shown us that being both (and a demon to boot) is possible. Ninja's never really had the numbers side of things either, since it was more important for a ninja to complete a mission than their lives. Meaning that many would die on mission rath...
by Cerberus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:04 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Anchient religious war?
Replies: 6
Views: 5896

Woah my siufu (martial arts teacher) would kill me. Literally. He's a shaolin (or ex-shaolin) monk, and i'm a pirate. I should tell him just before i have to fight him in our next tournament (OMFSM i'm going to die!).
by Cerberus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:58 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: FSM Posting Ranks Announced!
Replies: 18
Views: 38719

Hey Cardinal, were you using smilies to rep each one of us mods? If thats the case can i be the one with the horns?
by Cerberus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:55 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Trinity
Replies: 16
Views: 14393

Well i figure since we use the term RAmen as our closure of prayer, and ramen (the dish) can include rice noodles, then it would be hypocritical of us to leave them out.
by Cerberus
Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 30655

Actually, i know a guy/hobo who makes jewellry out of forks. He has a mad collection of braceletts made from forks.

Consider as an option.

I also like how tbones ideas would almost ceartaintly lead to tetnis in the mouth from using them. Great idea! Very piratey.
by Cerberus
Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 22924

Everyone is equal in heaven. It wouldn't matter about grading people for whatever they believed in the former life as long as they tried to be flimsy, occaisionly spoke like a pirate and DIDN'T SUPPORT IDIOTS CONTROLING COUNTRIES. However, even if they didn't no grading would be necessary as we coul...
by Cerberus
Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Virgins v Strippers
Replies: 25
Views: 28807

Yeah wavering, no-one said that the strippers were all female. I mean if they were Dee Dee and Capellini would kill us all. There are equal and ever changing numbers of strippers, all of whom are approachable "after work". The idea of you being offered Virgins as property is not exactly keeping with...
by Cerberus
Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Trinity
Replies: 16
Views: 14393

I like that, it means that my less-than-secret attempts to have ALL noodles, and noodle dishes accepted within the bretheren of Pastafarianism, can finally move forward. Yay for Binity.
by Cerberus
Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 84055

Bowral for me. Landlocked conservative stronghold in a lib heartland. And my own little cache of FSM supporters. I'm trying to stretch it the whole way from syd to canberra, and i'll be taking it to Darwin in oct/nov.
by Cerberus
Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 40264

Woah guys, gonna call the appropriateness police if this keeps going. TBone and noodly, i fail to see what clitorii have with names and ranks. If you can manage to enlighten me (through PM's) then this can continue as is. If not then put your minds on task or wrath of Auntee shall be called upon ye.
by Cerberus
Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 40264

Ay it has been on discussion for a while (with little agreed on), i like Aslaks nautical theme, but before we start claiming titles the kinks need to be ironed out and a sort of cursus honorum set up so that promotion is in the works.

It will take time so be patient.
by Cerberus
Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:14 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Trinity
Replies: 16
Views: 14393

He is the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs (and some say cheese or pesto).
by Cerberus
Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:27 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Thanks for the help!
Replies: 4
Views: 3448

That and we ALL know that sophmores really can't understand the excessively indepth rules of 3rd edition dungeons and dragons, i mean come on. It would take at least a level 13 wizard wearing nothing but a spell protected loincloth and one sandle; dancing wildly on top of a ants nest to understand t...
by Cerberus
Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis Chapter I
Replies: 64
Views: 56767

That and it only took him 4 days to make the universe. Hence why we have fri sat and sun off.

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