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by Sylvie369
Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 112886

Re: 24

Retrovertigo wrote:24. The number of characters in Flying Spaghetti Monster, and number of hours in a day. Signifying His omnipresence, and the fact that at least he knows how long a day is, as opposed to the Christian idea of ID. That ought to win over some students.


Okay, then, 36 AND 24. That's perfect.
by Sylvie369
Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:01 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 112886

Where's 36? I mean, c'mon! 8)
by Sylvie369
Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:13 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: An old thread about commandments, needs merged with current
Replies: 28
Views: 21711

I was tired last night, was a typo:) I made it good again:) That's a good start, but the "find out if he/she is any good" part still suggests that the ability to please one's partner sexually is immutable. I don't know how to reword it properly, but it should say something instead about being sure ...
by Sylvie369
Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:04 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: An old thread about commandments, needs merged with current
Replies: 28
Views: 21711

We have two rather interesting versions of the 8th Commandment: 8.You shall have sex before the marrige, so you can please your wife on the husband/wife night. 8.You shall have sex before the marrige, so you can better determine if she is any good, and to also be able to better serve the strippers i...
by Sylvie369
Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:56 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 23351

i was just trying to clarify if it was the same person watching you as who guided you home, or someone was stalking you, then a seperate "thing" guided you home, or whatever. Oh, you're right - it's a much better story if I felt someone evil watching me, and then something mysterious but shepherdly...
by Sylvie369
Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 23351

Sylvie369 wrote:Okay, that would be fine, as long as it can't be explained through evolution, because then my wonderful story would be pointless.


Oops - did I say that out loud? :oops:
by Sylvie369
Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:11 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 23351

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:don't you mean you thought someone was watching you, and then you felt something ELSE guide you home safely


Okay, that would be fine, as long as it can't be explained through evolution, because then my wonderful story would be pointless.
by Sylvie369
Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:34 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 23351

I was walking down the street at night, far away from anyone. Suddenly I felt as though someone were watching me, guiding me towards safety. I eventually made it safely home!

I'd like to see you explain THAT through your godless evolution theory!
by Sylvie369
Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2142462

Ar. :|
by Sylvie369
Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:23 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Virgins v Strippers
Replies: 25
Views: 28364

Re: Virgins v Strippers

I notice that you guys are promising a stripper factory in heaven, which is a pretty good start BUT the Moslems, are offering me 72 virgins if I become a martyr. So can you ... er ... flesh out the stripper aspects a little? Do we get to only watch or do these strippers ... er ... actively particip...
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: President Bush Hates Who?
Replies: 7
Views: 4873

The rest of us don't exist. If the Inheritance Tax isn't going to cause you problems (less than 2% of Americans will benefit from what they call 'the Death Tax' so that's probably NONE of us, and nobody we'd be allowed to know) Then GWB doesn't hate you, he just doesn't need you. Or so he thinks. F...
by Sylvie369
Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:49 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?
Replies: 38
Views: 36787

Colander.
by Sylvie369
Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:46 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: concerning sex
Replies: 20
Views: 17846

Oh definately. They in turn adapted an even older religion into worship of Dionysus. So orgies and sex IN religion have been around for way way longer than a lot of people give credit. So the real "traditional values" don't look much like the fake ones that the Louis Sheldons of the world are promo...
by Sylvie369
Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:40 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: concerning sex
Replies: 20
Views: 17846

Re: concerning sex

amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?


No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.
by Sylvie369
Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:03 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: RAmen or Ramen?
Replies: 12
Views: 15329

I just copied "RAmen" from the person in front of me, like any good faithful religious person would.

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