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by Sylvie369
Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:01 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3577041

Re: Hello

Geist wrote:I hope to learn more about this religion and be a zealous follower.


Oh, we have no zealous followers here, just thoughtfully enthusiastic ones who understand the true nature of the history of the world.

Welcome aboard.
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Head count of converts
Replies: 13
Views: 7686

Well, before changing anything, I checked the source they gave, and it does indeed say "beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see". Since the source is directly linked from the main FSM page, I do not feel qualified to dispute this theological point (though I do suspect that a bit of false ...
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:38 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3577041

Aeger wrote:I would like to get it out there that I, too, am a great fan of Get Fuzzy.


Count me among the fans of Bucky and Satchel and Rob too.
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Head count of converts
Replies: 13
Views: 7686

and the Colbert Report, that too If the Wikipedia article could be edited to say how many Pastafarians there are, then that number could become the truth. I don't know if that has been done in the past. I also notice that the Wiki article says that in heaven there are beer volcanoes "as far as...
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:24 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Head count of converts
Replies: 13
Views: 7686

I made it up. I thought it'd serve as as good starting point from which we can nail down the actual number.
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:00 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Port Dover Friday the 13th
Replies: 1
Views: 3189

Re: Port Dover Friday the 13th

Great Gazoo wrote: I think I'll be a success because most bikers already worship <img src='http://www.fsmforums.org/upload/beer.jpg'/> and Strippers.

Not that we tell our wives that !


They've already figured out the beer part, at least. :?
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:52 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM In the Sky
Replies: 7
Views: 5830

Here be the real FSM in the sky:

http://tinyurl.com/ldn8m
http://tinyurl.com/fx5cn
http://tinyurl.com/hlnxq
http://tinyurl.com/mofj7

Well, okay, not THE real FSM, but closer, anyway.
by Sylvie369
Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:44 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Head count of converts
Replies: 13
Views: 7686

I believe that the current convert count is at 3.35 billion members.
Give or take a few. :worship:
by Sylvie369
Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM and the Northshore Inline Marathon
Replies: 2
Views: 2944

Nice photo, and congratulations on the marathon time. And welcome.

Dang, I wish I had an FSM shirt to wear - I'm doing the Race for the Cure (for breast cancer) tomorrow.
by Sylvie369
Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: So How much is real?
Replies: 16
Views: 11178

And all major religions state that they're the real one. Therefore, it is the member of that religion's duty to view all other religions as false. If a person with this mindset can be easily provoked, there's your hate mail right there. I read a really interesting book related to this back in the s...
by Sylvie369
Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wedgie Document
Replies: 81
Views: 66708

Darren996 wrote:Tycho "Post nasal squirtâ€￾ Brahe.

That's real obscure. He got his nose chopped off. He had a nose made of silver.... :mrgreen:


Wasn't it brass?

And shouldn't the document have occasional pauses for scary insane cackling?
by Sylvie369
Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:42 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 55980

God, that's brilliant. I'm amazed. I loved this part: While the chef sitteth at his table, my oregano sendeth forth 13. the smell thereof. A bundle of garlic is well-beloved unto me; it shall roast for 14. several minutes inside my oven. My beloved is unto me as a cluster of bacon-pieces in the carb...
by Sylvie369
Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:30 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 201
Views: 185123

You hate the Baby Jesus, want to make him cry, and want the right to marry your dog, if Santorum doesn't do it first. Fluoridated water!! That's a Secular Humanist plot, too. Ice cream! Children's ice cream! Imagine it, Mandrake! And if you're in Texas, so's NAFTA. :mrgreen: If you're in Wisconsin,...
by Sylvie369
Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:52 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 201
Views: 185123

I'm a Secular Humanist. That means that I hate America, and think that abortion is a good thing, and believe that Osama bin Laden is a basically decent person, and I like to discriminate against Christians, I believe in invented spelling, and that there is no such thing as "right" and "wrong", and I...
by Sylvie369
Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Silencio..
Replies: 27
Views: 46964

Re: Silencio..

cubiche wrote:¿Donde esta todos? Quiero oir la voz de mi gente (o algo asi). :fsm_look:


¿Un filosofo quien habla espanol? Que bueno!

(lo hablo tambien, pero solamente muy poco)

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