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by OZ_Nick
Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:05 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 311988

^ always sober and respectable
by OZ_Nick
Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Does using unlicenced software make one a pirate?
Replies: 15
Views: 11922

Yers, givin candy ter the kiddies be jess the thing fer distractin their mummies so as ye kin steal their jewellery and empty their purse o enny dubloons wot be lookin fer a new home*...










* new home be a teknikal term fer a pirate's treasure chest
by OZ_Nick
Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:57 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 327783

A course we does doggy bags. Why else d'yer think all the dogs walk around here wiv a funny limp?
by OZ_Nick
Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:12 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 327783

Well, seein as 'ow ye be all tuckered out loike, ye cin 'ave a komplermentory sausaginnabin ter gives ye sum buckin up, or sumfin. Enneywise, ere be yer drinks. Wuld ye be interested in sum dried weevils? Got a new delivry larss noight. Lots o' flavers, there be maggoty ole hard tack flavour, rancid...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 958179

...cute little...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 583885

Choo choo
by OZ_Nick
Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:59 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 311988

Never touches a drop of alcohol...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Show us yer big cannon!
Replies: 158
Views: 77245

Well Bart, Oi takes ye point, but Oi dinna see enny beer comin outter it...
by OZ_Nick
Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:54 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
Replies: 216
Views: 144550

Note to Seller: Openboat Oi want ter komplain abowt the Lucky Fishhead ye selled me. Two days after the fish head arrived Oi won twenty million Dubloons in the Piratica national sweepstakes. since then me loife as been wun o unmittigated trubble, relatives Oi never new Oi 'ad ringin me up at all 'o...
by OZ_Nick
Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:17 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 327783

I believe the full quote says, " The only reason there are no food related health issues with the submitted item, is that it contains no food ." Well, that be goode innit? Means there can be no food poisonin, doan it? Have a healthy sausageinnabun! Garranteed not ter giv ye food poisonin!...
by OZ_Nick
Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 327783

Oi athinks oi musta missed the m-word dicusshun. Looks loike t'were right 'orrible. Seems loike a good excuse as any 'tho, so it's Captain's Delights all round wiv a free sausageinnabun! 'An Spot, there be noe donkey in a sausageinnabun, Oi thinks te donkey be distressed becoz 'e bin banned fron ent...
by OZ_Nick
Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Question about a continuous salty tale
Replies: 37
Views: 16597

Arrr, now lad, don't go stratenenin the salty tale all up, that wuld defeet the hole point, it be right bent on purpose!
by OZ_Nick
Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 583885

Yaaarrrr!!!!!
by OZ_Nick
Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 327783

Yarr! 'Ello Gert, fancy a sausageinnabun before ye goes back ter them goins on over in the Salty Tale?
by OZ_Nick
Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:32 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 958179

on the pavement right outside the Scurvy dog next door. A large red hairy humanoid figure was observed to step out the door and look at the remains on the ground and mumbled 'Hmmm. Shepherds Pie for dinner! Wot a goode idea". The figure then turned around and went back inside. Meanwhile back in...

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