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by OZ_Nick
Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1068919

curry on me way 'ome from the pub on Saturdee noight? Me mates will all larfff at me wiv that thar fancy stitchin and no tears any wear ter be seen." "that's all right young man, you send your friends round to me and I'll give them a good talking to" said the Aproned scrubber. Now tak...
by OZ_Nick
Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353854

Yarr! Mateys, as yer favrite barman (not ter be confoozed wiv Saucy Gert at the Admiral Benbow - she be yer favrite bar maid ) Oi be intrudoocin a new pogrom, poegerm, err... fing called the "Tall Tales or True Thursday" - enny pirate kin enter, all ye 'ave ter do is be 'ere on Thursday ni...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343387

^ When serving as a cabin boy, was the Captain's Dismay
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:25 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343387

^ never adds a sly shot of Captain's Delight to his tea
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343387

<break thread>
NO NO NO. You are supposed to be telling lies. The last couple have been entirely truthful...
</break thread>

^ is an excellent liar, in the finest Pirate tradition
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:38 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1068919

Cap'n DaveL, although Oi'll grant ye that the purple tights be an himprovement on a pink tutu. Anyway unhand that wench, I feell loike givin her a jolly good...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:32 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343387

^ always dresses demurely
^ never gives Bart the glad eye
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Another mindless thread to get the Pirate thread count up
Replies: 659
Views: 192636

Gaah! Next fing ye'll be tellin me ther be no more hamster hash browns at the Portsmouth pier on Saturdee noight. Them be me favourites them be.
by OZ_Nick
Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 649936

slim pickins
by OZ_Nick
Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1068919

but before he could finish his announcement he was bundled into a passing black carriage by some rough looking seamen who promptly scarpered leaving only a note that read: "Wun millyun dubloons in unmarked used banknotes or yule nevva see Mayor Liversausage agin" Constable Timmins picked u...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Show us yer big cannon!
Replies: 158
Views: 82875

Yarr! Well, back in th' days when Oi were as it were an aviator in the Royal Australian Navy (it's OK, I got better) we used ter operate in joint hexercises wiv the army. Them army types never seemed ter unnerstan' that an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree looks from the ai...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:38 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353854

Yarr! It seems evrywun be gettin a bit excited loike. Only wun fing for it: A round o' Cap'n's Delights on the house, an' half price sausageinnabuns to all concerned!
by OZ_Nick
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Another mindless thread to get the Pirate thread count up
Replies: 659
Views: 192636

Black Bart was found in an handbag???
by OZ_Nick
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343387

^ believes less is more when applying facial makeup
by OZ_Nick
Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Does using unlicenced software make one a pirate?
Replies: 15
Views: 12665

Yarr, that may well be, but Oi 'ave founded that those wot come back fer a second sausageinnabun don't seem ter be put off by many things...

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