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by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Piratey Bar Brawl Game
Replies: 12
Views: 6610

Accidentally slice your opponent down the middle with you cutlass: 10 points
by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:35 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ loves getting a hangover
^ hates going to bed at a sensible hour
^ never has a hot toddy with milk
^ does not own 100 pairs of pink fluffy slippers with bunny ears
by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ has never drunk a gallon of Captain's Delight in less than five minutes
by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 648972

Titanic
by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ Definitely does not want all the frilly shirts, no sir.
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:09 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ has cooking skills worthy of envy
^ always notes time of posts and never confuses a post clearly intended for previous poster with one intended for him
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Name Generator
Replies: 109
Views: 62176

Yar, that be amazin, that be. Didyer frockcoat get in the way?
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:07 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 648972

hatch
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:05 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ an excellent cook, always produces tasty, wholesome food for his crew
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:46 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1067468

dropped a stitch in the underpants he was knitting "Arrgh lookit wot ey made me do, now it'll let the wind right through onto...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 142870

it's a lie, a lie Oi tells ye! 'An enny wun wot disagrees ken 'ave 'iz gizzard sliced wiv me cutlass fer 'iz trubbel.

TPBM doen't know what a gizzard is, but he's pretty sure he's got one of those green wobbly bits...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:33 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 372
Views: 190012

Yarrr, sprouts! In my day we 'ad proper sprouts - boiled till they surrenderred, all soft and mushy and tastin loike rotten cabbage. None o' this poncy lightly steamed, slightly crunchy and delicious rubbish they serve up these days. Why when Oi were a lad yer culd rely on yer veges being roight pro...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:28 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: You know you're a pirate when...
Replies: 67
Views: 28903

Ye nose ye bea a Pirate when ye gives in ter an overwhelming urge to yell out "Avarst me hearties!" when ye walks into a public house an ye spies sum o' yer mates at the bar.
by OZ_Nick
Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353495

Yarr, Oi be waitin wiv baited breffe...
by OZ_Nick
Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353495

Yarr, that be a foine tail there Bart me ole bucko. Oi appollagyze fer not gettin back ter ye sooner, but me wench dragged me off by me peg leg fer a weekend o' eatin and groggin and !!!!!! up at the ole Port of Echuca an Oi only jess got back. Oi see all the swabs 'ave been 'elpin themselfs ter th'...

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