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by OZ_Nick
Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Yarr!!! Sorry mateys, Oi bin laid up in sick bay wiv a bit o' dry rot in the ole peg leg. They've 'ad me wired up wiv all this plastic tubin ter their infernal machines wot go Bing! Nary a pint o' rum ter be ad ennywhere's about the place neever. Oi be plannin me hescape, an Oi fink Oi espy an hoppo...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Yarrr!

Now, where's Oi bin theese larse few munce?

Somefin abowt 600 hogs heads o' Captain's Delight, a slow ship ter the colonies and Francine the Flaggellator seems ter ring a bell er two.

Ooooohhhhhhh! Moi 'edd!

Enny wun got sum rum fer a porr returned sailor fom distent shoores?
by OZ_Nick
Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:57 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Auntie Dee Dee
Replies: 24
Views: 16353

Re: Auntie Dee Dee

I have not been around these shores for a while, but I am deeply saddenned by the loss of one of the best people I have ever known. So long Auntie, you were one of the very best.

Nick

:cry:
by OZ_Nick
Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 142870

Aaargh, tha' be true me bucko, Yo ho ho an a bottle o rum!

TPBM carn't werke out 'ow ter get rid o all them devilish ABBA songs infestin his eye-pod!
by OZ_Nick
Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

Only three? Well Oi s'pose ye know wot ye be doing...

Thar ye go...

Now, 'oo wants sum more?
by OZ_Nick
Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:22 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ has Auntie Entity's head under his eye patch
by OZ_Nick
Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:54 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

Out behind the Scurvy Dog a cloaked figure appears dragging a heavy chest. The door to the cellar is quietly opened. The figure takes a step inside. BANG! CRASH! WALLOP! SMASH! tinkle, tinkle tinkle.... Avarst, ye blaggards! Who moved me step-barrel? Just audible above the screaming and shouting fr...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

Yarrr!!!

'E kin 'ave th' rum, (it all be watered down ennywize) it be the Captain's Delight wot be the reel stuffe! 'Ave anuvver round o' the old Cap'n D, me buckos! Brasso chasers be on the 'ouse...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ always avoids the young lads in London
by OZ_Nick
Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:25 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 923
Views: 353496

**burp** **pharte*** Mmpphhh, wot day izz it? <opens one eye, very carefully> Bugga, wrong eye, Oi lost tha' wun in a bar foight wen Oi were jest a lad <opens uther eye, very carefully> Hmmm, that larss lot o Cap'ns Delight Oi shipped in from me ole mate Cap'n Bluenose sure packs a wallop. <looks th...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2223391

Avvvaaaaaaarrrrrrssssstttttt!!!!!!

Also, P'o'9 plz check ur PMs
by OZ_Nick
Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:31 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 927
Views: 313025

By Jove! There seem to be several large silver platters missing from the buffet, has anyone perchance spotted where thay may have been misplaced?
by OZ_Nick
Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Christmas gifts for your crew
Replies: 4
Views: 3378

Yarrr... well, th' way Oi aheared it, 'twere an open boat, actually - although Oi conceed there were two oars, so Oi spose ye culd deskribe it as a rowin' machine. Oi believe Spot woz heared ter call out "ye mutinous dogs!" or some such thing as the ship sailed away over the horizon...
by OZ_Nick
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 343006

^ Did not steal Walktheplank's wig before he left for southern regions
by OZ_Nick
Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 648974

Cain

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