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by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:55 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 41
Views: 12404

Re: Our Future

When I first saw the FSM I thought, like most people, its an Atheist club and thought it to be a jab at mainstream religions. It wasn't until my derp self actually took time and interest in looking in the ABOUT section on the Venganza main site. There I learned it is a Dogmaless religion which I fou...
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Query
Replies: 50
Views: 39279

Re: Query

Yep that's my favorite knock knock joke. Completely awkward as you stand there smiling wide as they have a bewildered look on there face. XD
How many does it take, Roy?
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:59 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 292802

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

That's pretty cool CaptainLongPig. Kind of like FSM meets Close Encounters, or Blade Runner. Wow. That's a thingy and a half! </double entendre> CF Well, Cardinal, if you ever need a double entendre... I'll give you one. Ithangyew... Thank ye Cardinal Fang and Roy Hunter. I hope to make some more t...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Query
Replies: 50
Views: 39279

Re: Query

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:A hingishmin eyeshmang scotchmn wok inter thee tavern...

And said "ouch" har har har :lol:
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:32 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Query
Replies: 50
Views: 39279

Re: Query

Ok start it...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:58 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Disney - Evil or just pathetic?
Replies: 14
Views: 11185

Re: Disney - Evil or just pathetic?

Thurr be one thing I didn't see in A Stranger Tide with Black Beard and that is he wasn't wearin' his trademark lit fuses in his hair. Other than that I be supportin' Disney on there portrayal of the piratey kind. Although they did skirt the peaceful candy givin' pirates of yore. They can't be blame...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Query
Replies: 50
Views: 39279

Re: Query

I be silly to the point of makin' people salty. Who wants to hear me favorite knock knock joke?
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates of the Caribbean
Replies: 27
Views: 28424

Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Capt'n Jack Sparra is a pirate role model fer me. His tales o' great conquest and cunnin' escape has made its way into me sea weather heart. No other pirate that comes to mind has made 4 (sooner or later 5) talkin' pictures. Also I've recently started braidin' me goatee like the good capt'n
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: New Pirate Fish Tattoo
Replies: 10
Views: 19154

Re: New Pirate Fish Tattoo

Aye! Those be some fine inkage. I've been lookin' into gettin' moar ink meself. Somethin' wit "Calm sea do not make skilled sailors" and possibly changin' the last to pirates.
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:23 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2179057

Re: The Your Banned Game

Your banned for eating pineapple upside down cake right side up.
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 292802

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

I made a thingy. I'd figured I'd share. http://i.imgur.com/ektIq0b.jpg
by CaptainLongPig
Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: As a minister...
Replies: 9
Views: 9808

Re: As a minister...

I have just received my certificate and I'm very honored to become ordained. I just wanted to say thank you and I bid yall with the blessings of a thousand pasta bowls. Although mine didn't come with a letter of good intent just fyi. :zen: You don't tend to get a letter of good standing as a matter...
by CaptainLongPig
Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: As a minister...
Replies: 9
Views: 9808

Re: As a minister...

I have just received my certificate and I'm very honored to become ordained. I just wanted to say thank you and I bid yall with the blessings of a thousand pasta bowls. Although mine didn't come with a letter of good intent just fyi. :zen:
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:36 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1704
Views: 448116

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

Monobaz wrote:Thankx CaptainLongPig, Alestorm eh - not bad at all, but there should be a law against spilling so much booze!

Aye! Tis a shame, but since they do rock pretty hard it can slide fer now.
by CaptainLongPig
Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:37 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What foods should never go together
Replies: 44
Views: 57330

Re: What foods should never go together

Reeses Pieces and Popcorn with budder. Its amazing at the movies too bad it cost the same as a small pirating vessel.

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