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by Capellini
Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:29 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 1004596

Re: What are you reading right now?

I'm reading Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee by Dee Brown. One of the saddest books I've ever read. Almost makes me ashamed to be born White, if I wasn't rational enough to realize that I personally wasn't responsible for the atrocities we committed against... well, pretty much every other race on thi...
by Capellini
Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quote out of context
Replies: 2476
Views: 601832

Re: Quote out of context

PantyGnawer wrote:For breasts I'm comfortable . . . The juices run clear. If I followed the "official" guidelines . . . everything . . . would be . . . rubbery . . . asses.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:04 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 1004596

Re: What are you reading right now?

(things in italic are "whiny, snotty tone) I didn't get a chance to do much reading this week. Damn kids...always wanting stuff like food and juice and love ....And they always want to go to the park and launch rockets and hug their dad . Sheesh. :smile: I'm guessing you don't beat them enough.
by Capellini
Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:22 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Re: Spam
Replies: 0
Views: 168731

Re: Spam

DO NOT REPLY TO SPAM THREADS! I can delete all the POSTS made by a spammer by clicking just one button, but if you've responded to the post, your response remains, and I need to then delete those individually. Makes me cranky, wastes my time, so don't do that please! If you find spam, you have one o...
by Capellini
Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Well that certainly introduces a lot of annoying possibilites. How about lactose intolerance No an egg allergy, no an unusual averesion to bleach, no a salmon allergy no a childhood trauma involving Big Macs No, but you're getting warmer a known preference for Burger King . . . No LOL, such word se...
by Capellini
Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Do bookstores in the US sell travel guides of Cuba? Of course they do. It's the U.S., not China. Such tone is unnecessary. A simple "yes" would have sufficed. I'm impressed you can hear a tone through the internet, especially when I wasn't even speaking when I typed those words. Please ke...
by Capellini
Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Ubi Dubius wrote:Do bookstores in the US sell travel guides of Cuba?


Of course they do. It's the U.S., not China.
by Capellini
Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Because you wouldn't buy a gallon of milk and then not go home to put it in the fridge.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

LOL, I would certainly say a dead person is experiencing some difficulty with surviving.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Unknown, in a manner of speaking, unknown but unlikely, in a manner of speaking.

In that order.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

No more than he probably did any other day.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

No and no. Want a hint?
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:59 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 517297

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

She died of natural causes.*




*I remember hearing this one in high school.
by Capellini
Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1212
Views: 452105

Re: Did you hear who died?

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:If it was autoerotic asphyxiation, how did he tie his own hands? My girlfriend read somewhere a theory (which seems likely to us) that there was one o' them Thai prostitutes involved, who likely fled the scene when things went wrong.


Nothing I've read said his hands were tied.
by Capellini
Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:37 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quote out of context
Replies: 2476
Views: 601832

Re: Quote out of context

Scott the Pirate wrote:In a competition sense, sure. So basically your argument is "men are pigs and will oogle anyone at any time"? Not saying that you're wrong, just looking for clarification.


Precisely.

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