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by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16594
Views: 2736960

Re: The Your Banned Game

You are banned via unmoderated exercise of power with a justification of self satisfaction.
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 999768

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. But only for a nanosecond.

I wish I'd always be a 6 years old. World was a happy place back than.
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 3311798

Re: Lies!

^is Bush undercover.
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3008
Views: 663235

Re: Did you know?

Did you know that I'm 24 years old?
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word Dis-Association Game
Replies: 6627
Views: 1241635

Re: Word Dis-Association Game

canary.
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 3901
Views: 820492

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

* Since his master ignores his chanting, Sentinel shapeshifts back into lactose-intolarant-mighty-bear form and tries to produce world's loudest and smelliest fart by eating huge chunks of really smelly cheese*

You may think it as an protective aura that knockbacks and stuns those who come too close.
by Sentinel
Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:07 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 3901
Views: 820492

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Resurrects 5 mins. 43 secs. after dissolving and starts chanting for his Master, the great FSM, to smash those infidels who oppose him with His mighty noodly appandage*
by Sentinel
Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 3901
Views: 820492

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

* Shapeshifts into crazy old woman and curses ET, the Extra Terrestrial *
by Sentinel
Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 3901
Views: 820492

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

* Shapeshifts into bear form and tries to fart in the faces of everyone that comes too close. *
by Sentinel
Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:23 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3672841

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Then donate something to His church, it may please Him, and maybe then He will answer your preyer.

You can donate anything, even sperm is ok.
by Sentinel
Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:09 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Who has their own ship?
Replies: 40
Views: 23594

Re: Who has their own ship?

I have enough to run my own fleet.

Made them out of paper.
by Sentinel
Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:03 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3672841

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Gethsemane wrote:May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages forever. Not in a sexually abusive way.

What if I want to be touched in a sexually abusive way?


Pray.
by Sentinel
Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:08 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3672841

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi everybody,

In the great name of FSM, the allmighty, the noodly, I hereby salute all who believeth in him. May His all-penetrating noodles embrace thy heart.

Man, my brain got cramps writing that.

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