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by purplegoddess
Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:26 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2803
Views: 730575

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

Hancock.

But only for the scene with Will Smith's arse in tattered jeans.

It didn't disappoint, :wink:
by purplegoddess
Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The "Anus..." Game!
Replies: 26
Views: 15310

Re: The "Anus..." Game!

Anus and Kumar go to White Castle.
(the) Anus, The Bad and the Ugly.
Anus with the Wind
Anus-E
(like) Anus for Chocolate
(the) Anus, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Anus Nights
by purplegoddess
Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Holy War on Facebook
Replies: 0
Views: 2186

Holy War on Facebook

http://apps.new.facebook.com/holywar/index.php?cmd=25&project_id=5623&obby_id=10229&obbydata_id=16054 kinda boring, but hey.. ya want to be the Head of the FSM on Face Crack? Battle the Catholic Church, the Church of the Awesome Possums? Christianity? Make sure to buy a Linguine Lifeline...
by purplegoddess
Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:39 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie FMSists!
Replies: 31
Views: 17738

Re: Aussie FMSists!

timeparadox-priate wrote:ahoy thar i be from the ye olde township known as gold coast :worship: :fsm_yarr:


My sincerest apologies, TPP.

That's ok.. we'll still let you in here to play.
by purplegoddess
Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:08 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 82375

Re: Aussie Pastafarians!

Melbourne Tavern Wench here.
by purplegoddess
Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:12 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 11675

Re: Running

In regard to the bunnies.. I think the teeth are the clincher here. Be they bunnies with normal incisors, then running from them would clearly be sacrilege, as they might be able to be converted. Bunnies with sharp pointy teeth may have an attitude problem, or possibly have their own religion which ...
by purplegoddess
Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:19 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: To Our Coy Deity
Replies: 3
Views: 5929

Re: To Our Coy Deity

His noodly appendages were guiding mine hands.

**bows*
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:53 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Carbon footprint and FSM?
Replies: 0
Views: 1539

Carbon footprint and FSM?

Behold, fellow Pastifarians, my quandary. AS a long time lurker, but noob poster, I ask this question with true Pasta Longing in my Heart... My devout, real and personal relationship with FSM leads me to Worship at His Table by reverently preparing pasta 3 times a week. And, as befits and Act of Wor...
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:52 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: To Our Coy Deity
Replies: 3
Views: 5929

To Our Coy Deity

Had we but world enough, and time, Every dish would be made of thine! We would sit down and think which way To cook alla Burra every day; Thou by the flaming gas ring’s side Shouldst gnocci find; I by the side Of jamon iberico would not complain. You were Lord of Linguini ten years before the Flood;...
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:16 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Garlic Terminology - Must Read!
Replies: 97
Views: 111737

Re: Garlic Terminology - Must Read!

2 doz baby potatoes. A whole head of garlic, separated, but not peeled. Some fresh rosemary. A glurp of olive oil some diced bacon or pancetta. Whack all together and bake in a hot oven. It's not pasta, so doesn't count as a Dish of Worship, but it comes bloody close. And the maxim is Bacon Makes Ev...
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 11675

Re: Running

I think the key here is not to run whilst holding a bevvie. You might spill some. Clearly sacrilege. Or maybe even no running with a bowl of pasta? (unless you are a waiter in a busy restaurant, wherein you would get FSM dispensation for performing an Act of Conversion) I think being chased by Kille...
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: For the FSM (To "Gaudete")
Replies: 5
Views: 10467

Re: For the FSM (To "Gaudete")

BRILLIANT!

We've only got those dodgy Catholic Latin scholars, who translated the original. I reckon you've come across the real ORIGINAL translation.

Well done!
by purplegoddess
Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:56 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3577064

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Greetings.

Long time lurker, finally made the plunge.

R'Amen.

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