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by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The You're Unbanned Game!
Replies: 584
Views: 157824

Re: The You're Unbanned Game!

Thou art unbanned, for I too am home from my place of occupation, and enjoying that which is "proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~E.
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 1003071

Re: Corrupt a wish.

fueledbycoffee wrote:Granted. But it's on fire.

I wish I had some ice cream.


Granted, though it's been deep fried in rancid baby fat.

I wish I could play pool without being asked to gamble.
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 564
Views: 253934

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Arrrr! Welcome to th' fold. There be advantages to bein' a pirate, sure, but b'ware th' cost. Ye may find yerself wakin' up 'neath a table in th' Benbow with bruises ye don' quite remember gainin', or perhaps aboard a ship that ain't yer'n... Whutever way ye fin' yerself, lass, ye kin be sure ye had...
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:06 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Taichi Award - Ask him all your questions.
Replies: 150
Views: 118923

Re: The 2007 Taichi Award - Ask him all your questions.

Pieces be on t'sumtin, Will! Look ye fer a wun-leg'd pirate wif yer soks on 'im! Raid der shins!

~E.
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:03 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention All Gamers.
Replies: 205
Views: 180064

Re: Attention All Gamers.

I'm going to start again in a few months, after I get a computer. When it happens I'll let you know, and we can start an FSM guild. Rock'n'roll, brother. Gonna move my main to Wawizzle's server tonight (after I pass guild ownership of "Aperture Science" to an alt), and see about melting f...
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention All Gamers.
Replies: 205
Views: 180064

Re: Attention All Gamers.

Have decided to give WoW another go - most of the people I used to rampage with have moved on, logged off, or are so far advanced in the PvP brackets / raid string / etc that I can't really keep up anymore.

If anyone here is still playing, lemme know.

~E.
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:25 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232819

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:21 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25660
Views: 4904174

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Home from the bar. Had a great time talking to my Mom about books and art and music and how glad I am I found all you lunatics. Tomorrow will be the final day of the Tour De France, at least, the final day that matters. The time trial will decide who will win the yellow jersey. I'm cheering for Cade...
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Replies: 82
Views: 45512

Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

Superman walks into the United Nations, smoke still rising from his tattered cape. His costume, thought to be as impervious as his body, is in ruins. He's barely decent - his unmentionables are hidden by a complimentary towel from the hotel he ended up in when Luthor's latest invention exploded some...
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:07 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 1030212

Re: What are you reading right now?

Almost done with a re-read of American Gods , and a conversation with my Mom tonight has me wanting to re-read On Human Bondage so I can talk about it with her without the pauses to remember the story. Yeah, I know that Rainswept hates it, but I like it a lot. Especially when I read a little more ab...
by Elastoman
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Prized Git Award - Stupid Haircut Photos
Replies: 149
Views: 99719

Re: Prized Git Award - Stupid Haircut Photos

If we got Robert and Ozzy in a room together, could you tell the difference?

Eerie.

~E.
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 1003071

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted! Unfortunately the world has become not just Planet of the Apes, but an amalgamation of every Charlton Heston movie. And you're next up for the Soylent vats.

I wish my Mom would call me so's I could meet 'er at the pub. I'm thirsty.
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232819

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yarrrrrgh!
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:22 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7664
Views: 3680313

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

pieces o'nine wrote:... or that pieces o'nine person has done a few avatars as well ...


Ye've left yerself woide open der, Pieces. But in th' name o' fellowship an fair play, I'll let ye off easy this time.

~E.
by Elastoman
Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Replies: 82
Views: 45512

Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie

You're welcome, Mister Mayor. I know that The Devastatrix was a threat to not just the city, but the world. It was a long, arduous battle, and I have emerged victorious. Now about my fee...

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