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by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:49 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Everythin' I need to know, I learnt from me Cap'n.
Replies: 30
Views: 18767

Twelve.

Th' next mornin, fair after dawn 'ad come en gone an oi'd scalded meself fresh, I were waitin' fer Scholey an th' carriage by th' door t' me lodgins. Th' day were o'ercast, an showin' signs uv stormin, but wern't no cooler fer it. I watch'd me mate roll th' cart slow down through th' street, troin n...
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:01 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: reselling?
Replies: 4
Views: 9769

Re: reselling?

As long as you're not making a profit, I don't see a problem. But, of course, I'm not a lawyer.

~E.
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:00 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Things that a women want to know...and me too actually jejej
Replies: 15
Views: 6231

Re: Things that a women want to know...and me too actually jejej

No worries, mate - any of us that are used to Mad Will's text will have no problem with yours. The heaven question has been brought up before - do a little digging in the previous posts. The general consensus is that "stripper" is a general term - male, female, hetero-, homo-, whatever, yo...
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:57 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232839

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YYYYYYYYAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Everythin' I need to know, I learnt from me Cap'n.
Replies: 30
Views: 18767

Part Eleven

Scholes soon 'ad me home, an' open'd me door so's I could get out. "Em," 'e said, "are ye determin'd t' go after 'er?" "Aye, Scholey. I ain't thot uv nuthin' else since ye told me uv 'er." "Arrr. Good. Ye've got me at yer back, Em, e'en if ye arr mad." 'E grin...
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 840017

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

'E's a foine lad, t' be sure. Speshuly wif th' "knoife n sail" bit - et's dramatic t' be sure. An' enny diskremenatin scallywag 'as t' admire 'is stoile. But ye kin be sure Oi'll not be chasin' enythin' wif a mustache loike thettun (apologees t' Auntie - she be a foine damsel indeed.) ~E.
by Elastoman
Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Building my costume
Replies: 15
Views: 10463

Re: Building my costume

Arrr...it kin be sed, mate, thet a true pirate don' be need'n a bit uv steel t' determin' 'is fate. A bit uv thinkin', knowin' more then him whut yer plunderin', kin be a stronger ferce then a crew uv enraged, steel swingin' idiots.

But runnin' a blaggart thru 'as a certain charm, t' be sure.

~E.
by Elastoman
Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232839

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YYYYYYYAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Oi still be 'ere, mate. Jes quieted by th' infurnal ferces uv me okupayshun. An keepin' me quill busy wif me little tale...

~E.
by Elastoman
Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:10 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Dark Knight
Replies: 44
Views: 22136

Re: The Dark Knight

So, uh....not sure where to post this, but this'll have to do. DISCLOSURE: I have, right now, a stack of Marvel comics backdated to the early seventies sitting in my living room. I've read them all several times. I am, Batman's prowess notwithstanding, a Marvel Fan. I just watched Iron Man and The H...
by Elastoman
Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232839

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yearrrrgh!
by Elastoman
Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Mod'rn Songs ov pirates?
Replies: 19
Views: 17345

Re: Mod'rn Songs ov pirates?

Adding Captain Kelly's Kitchen by th' Dropkicks. This be startin' t' seem a one-artist effort. Lyrics t' follow. "Come single guy and gal unto me pay attention Don't ever fall in love It's the devil's own invention For once he fell in love with a maiden so bewitching Miss Henrietta Bell down in...
by Elastoman
Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8624
Views: 2232839

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YARRRRRGH! KEEL HAUL TH' SCURVY SCOTTSDALE WENCHES! NAE, IT BE TOO GOOD FOR 'EM! MAROON 'EM EN TH' OZARKS, INNA SMALL TOWN WIF PEOPLE WHO'VE ONLY GOT A SINGLE TOOTH! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

~E.
by Elastoman
Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Everythin' I need to know, I learnt from me Cap'n.
Replies: 30
Views: 18767

Re: Everythin' I need to know, I learnt from me Cap'n.

Arrr...I were tempted, sure. Th' offer uv vee eye pee viewin's uv th' centerfoldes were temptin, but I foun' meself in need of greatarr personnal expreshun.

Moar t' come.

~E.
by Elastoman
Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:37 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Everythin' I need to know, I learnt from me Cap'n.
Replies: 30
Views: 18767

Part Ten

Stoppin' by th' sideboard to add a few more drops t' me water an' sauce, I started in onnit. "Well, I suppose to make the tale complete I would need to describe my childhood from my earliest memory and progress from moment to moment until I arrived here, with your excellent Irish in my glass. B...

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