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by Chimaera
Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lone Ranger
Replies: 2
Views: 2555

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was captured by a warlike Native American tribe. The chief tells him he will be kept prisoner for three days and then killed. The chief will grant him one wish for each of the three days. For his first wish, the Lone Ranger asks to speak with Silver, his trusty steed. Silver is fetch...
by Chimaera
Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: New Excuses to Call Off Work.
Replies: 22
Views: 14931

"Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more."
by Chimaera
Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 336014

A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome. From various (doubtless unfounded) rumours about Paris Hilton's abilities when she sets her mind to do something (like sing, for example), my guess is you'd be worse off ...
by Chimaera
Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Truth-in-Advertising
Replies: 30
Views: 15361

Down memory lane alert:

I thought that Wang King was a province in China until I discovered Smirnoff
by Chimaera
Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Male cheuvanist pigs.
Replies: 35
Views: 21800

singidunum: That was completely brilliant -- I hope Rebecca and Gary got top marks for it.
by Chimaera
Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 49 Things to Do in a Boring Lecture
Replies: 9
Views: 6133

I had a friend at school who started a fire under his desk to hide the fact that he was having a crafty cigarette in class. Does that count?
by Chimaera
Tue May 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 241
Views: 220827

West London.
by Chimaera
Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:34 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Woman Charged For Protesting President Hu... In America!
Replies: 34
Views: 53962

PETA? Sorry, I am against animal cruelty. However, on top of being a hunter, I also work in a medical laboratory. Most animal testing is legitmate. Cosmetics? No. Drug efficacy and disease studies? Yes. I agree strongly and would go further. I do not see why it is wrong to test cosmetics on animals...
by Chimaera
Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

LibraLabRat wrote:http://www.gunsandcrime.org/crvsgraf.html

Lets ban guns just like England.


So what happened in 1981 then?
by Chimaera
Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

I know you feel strongly about guns and I had not intended to annoy you. Being a naive and sentimental old fool I was hoping to lighten the tone a little. But since you ask: How did you guys manage to conquer so much of the world with attitudes like that? AFAIK, our conquests were achieved by using ...
by Chimaera
Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

This had the unintended unfortunate side-effect of putting tourists in Florida driving marked rental cars at risk from criminals, since such individuals getting off airplanes invariably were not carrying concealed, unlike large numbers of residents. Sounds like a charming place. Provided you have a...
by Chimaera
Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:35 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

yes, they are. many children are abducted, mainly by pedephiles. I think you should try to relax a bit. Very few children are abducted. Most of those who are abducted are abducted by an estranged parent. I don't mean you shouldn't be careful. I mean you shouldn't be frightened. Here in the UK I don...
by Chimaera
Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:31 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

Many years ago there were a couple of Americans in our office. One was pro-gun and the other anti-gun. We'd take them both down to the pub where they would entertain us by going purple in the face and yelling at each other. It was often hilarious. The anti-gun guy was a farmer and he would tell (I h...
by Chimaera
Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Various Stances on Gun Control Policy
Replies: 255
Views: 195064

Aside from generally agreeing with Capellini (none of my business really as a Brit) and abserving that I profoundly hope any armed American I meet has the training and gun-understanding that LibLabRat has, I note that the question of what arms a militia would need to defend itself from a would-be to...
by Chimaera
Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 380114

January 13th.

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