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by HeathenPastafarian
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Veterinary trial
Replies: 7
Views: 4134

Re: Veterinary trial

having 2 house rabbits, I was determined to save the bunny. I did it on my 3rd try. I should have been a vet. :fsm_rock:
by HeathenPastafarian
Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:08 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3289163

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi, my name's Kocher, and I'm an alco---ooops, sorry, wrong meeting... Seriously--Kocher here, from Wilmington, NC. I'm a medical instructor for a local college, and I also run my own business (identity theft/risk management/consumer debt counseling and risk management). I'm 36, married to the late...
by HeathenPastafarian
Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
Replies: 212
Views: 72973

Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

My name is Fueledbycoffee, and I'm addicted to coffee, diet coke, alcohol, cigarettes, impulsiveness, music, comic books, strange porn, the toad, kitten huffing, wikipedia, Zero Punctuation, having totally emo moments, Family Guy, dancing like a total retard, and doing stupid shit that endangers li...
by HeathenPastafarian
Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself
Replies: 110
Views: 28543

Re: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself

Elvalia wrote:
blaze8902 wrote:"deal with it" the most commonly used advice.


Used as in most commonly heeded? Or most commonly suggested?


Gee...I always thought "reboot" was the most commonly suggested advice
by HeathenPastafarian
Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.
Replies: 212
Views: 72973

Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

My name is Gina and I have an addiction to popcorn, just like the wonderful person who started this thread. I also have addictions to picking my scabs, biting my nails, saving stray animals, watching Animal Cops shows, learning about things that interest me or I don't know about, watching true crime...
by HeathenPastafarian
Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:37 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Worst book ever written..
Replies: 127
Views: 91107

Re: Worst book ever written..

Mein Kampf The Bible Twilight -Twilight was GOOD! Breaking Dawn, however, was BAD! Wasn't a big fan of The Host either. -I'm probably gonna get yelled at, but I could never get into Dickens....Great Expectations and Tale of Two Cities..ugh. -I hated Lord of the Flies, though I understood the messag...
by HeathenPastafarian
Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:16 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?
Replies: 241
Views: 168976

Re: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?

Velvet Goldmine
Fight Club (good, but it was strange)
Groundhog Day (I know I just put this in the worst movie, but it's both. Whoever wrote this movie is just weird and wanted to drive me crazy while I watched it.)
by HeathenPastafarian
Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:59 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Worst movie ever made...
Replies: 178
Views: 70929

Re: Worst movie ever made...

The Greatest Show on Earth . How did this piece of high-budget maudlin dreck ever manage to win best picture? What were the voters thinking? Also terrible: SOB (topless Julie Andrews - that's just wrong), Exit to Eden (horrible adaptation of the book) and The Passion of the Christ (for obvoius reas...
by HeathenPastafarian
Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself
Replies: 110
Views: 28543

Re: This cite sucks methan or go f__k yourself

You guys could probably tell me how to fix my "s" key on my laptop. It is always popped up. I snap it back into place, but it just pops right up again. It's my happy key. It has od on Kolaloka lemonade.
by HeathenPastafarian
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:21 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3289163

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Not hating nor rejecting anyone...did I not say welcome? Come join us in the real threads! You must have thick skin though.....for the FSM IS about love, however this forum is about wit, sarcasm, merciless teasing, and sexual innuendo....

Welcome again, Cheesus!
by HeathenPastafarian
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3289163

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

CheezusTheHolyToping wrote:FSM frowns upon those whose asses are tight.


LMAO. Most of us are spelling and grammar Nazi's, but we welcome you anyway. My friend who looked like Jesus and loved cheese had the nickname Cheezus and spelled it the same way you did. I will agree with Zank about topping though.

Welcome!
by HeathenPastafarian
Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:52 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 37501

Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

I'm starting to like Roman Catholicism a bit more, now. Mormonism is pretty f*cked. Apologies to any LDSers out there. Yeah, there is a reason why they are classified as a cult by the Library of Congress. You'd be surprised at some of the stuff they believe, yet they still try to pass themselves of...
by HeathenPastafarian
Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:16 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 37501

Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

Sorry, that won't work either. They are just going on the assumption that you were never given the opportunity to convert to the "one true church" and they are doing God's work by doing converting you posthumuosly. With all their missionaries, I don't know how they would think anyone in th...
by HeathenPastafarian
Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:35 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 37501

Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

If that's correct, any of my descendants who do that to me are gettin' their asses haunted. I want my beer and strippers, not some boring-ass Mormon heaven. In the off chance that I am incorrect in not believing in the afterlife, I will do the same. What!?!?!? You don't want to be a God and have as...
by HeathenPastafarian
Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 37501

Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

Did you know that mormons have been known to convert the dead. Damn, now I have to booby trap my grave. How much do landmines cost again? Wouldn't do any good. All they do is get a list of dead people and baptize them. It's called "Baptism For The Dead". They do it in the Temple and all g...

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