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by LibraLabRat
Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 556467

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occ...
by LibraLabRat
Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:23 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 556467

It happened on the meandering sailboat, a llama ate a slimily piece of fatty cheese on pot. Then he discovered Metamucil (tm), and flatulated for eighteen days killing his captain. This development kicked away from the angry ant eater's obsession with skirmishing against Llama's. This unexpected occ...
by LibraLabRat
Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 122
Views: 92619

Scowlin' Hidalgo Bones!!!

DUDE, I rock!

Now, who wants to hear my porn star name? 8)
by LibraLabRat
Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 556467

It happened on the meandering sailboat a llama
by LibraLabRat
Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:33 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: FSM Revelation and the Other Gods
Replies: 3
Views: 3821

I have had an inordinate fondness for pie, pasta and beetles for a long time........OMG! :shock:
by LibraLabRat
Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:35 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Does the FSM have a son?
Replies: 78
Views: 47094

they came from a mouse. We all have a little pasta inside of us. However, it's starting to look like the Italian people are more closely related to FSM then other people. I am currently conducting a test on this... HERESY!!!! Everyone knows that Marco Polo brought the Holy Food back from the Far ea...
by LibraLabRat
Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Cutlasses vs Pistols
Replies: 393
Views: 197693

Yar....I meself be partial to a foine Kalashnikov with a pistol grip in me right, and an axe in me left. Not only good for choppin off limbs and such, but good for bashin in doors, casks, crates and chests.....

OH, and I also like grenades for deck sweepin.
by LibraLabRat
Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:04 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: FSM recommends polygamy
Replies: 6
Views: 6078

Polyamory just makes sense.......polygamy sounds like a dangerous place to be....

His noodlyness told me that that more you shtupp at the same time, thereby resembling his holy squiggly form, the more pleased he is.

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