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by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 291882

Garrr! Oi 'ad this problem, but Oi used a trick taken from the latest Cap’ns Quarters Quartlerly t' be turning it t’ me advantage. The centrefold in last months edition be me, showing off me new binnacle. Only the swabs managed to put a staple right through the middle of it. OI's impressed by y...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 291882

Anyways, since reading this ungodly book, me crew keeps goin on about "The value of labour capital" and "the proletariat owning the means of production", and have taken to wearing fur hats. Obviously yer be open to new ideas, but I'm more of a trickle-down economics pirate meself, Anyone wot wants ...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

Re: Agony Aunt

Dear Aunty, I has a friend what fancies his cabin boy but he be too coy like to approach the subject directly. This friend of mine also as a penchant for wearing a oomans undies beneath his Pirate Attire. If the men should ever find out this friend of mine would likely get marooned on Canvey Island...
by amenabletopasta
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

I think i'd just read that Sticky request when we had a heavy run o' the Nasty Trollies, and they be hard to catch and keelhaul, ye know. Oi had to end up with assistin' them off the plank, though. Avast! They always turns up when Oi be a-beds. Oi's be itchin' t' get me cutlass out... P.S. Did ye b...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

Dear Carol,

It be a common enough worry for young pirates such as yeself. But fret ye not! Follow this 'ere portal through the dimensions and ye shall be seeing the thoughts o' others on this matter.

Oi don't be sure about FSM followers in Arkham, though...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:30 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

Belay! Oi've stickified this thread, although Oi mights be getting fifty lashes for it. I was forgetting Amenable was himself a pirate king. Yer's done it fine. If yer'd rather start again wiv a better name I won'ts be offended (though obviously me megalomania normally knows no bounds). Arrrrr. D'ye...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

C'mon Mods we be needin a sticky! YARRR! Arrghh... Gettin me 'Arghhh' stickied was a tough task. Aunty got it up eventually though. Ey' think ye might need to start a new post - Auntie will tell yer. All the newbie pirates need a few of us old dogs to show em the way. Otherwise the Global warmin wi...
by amenabletopasta
Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1792
Views: 743162

Arrr! This be a lovely piratey sharin’ experience... Oi be ‘aving a ship-mate, let’s be calling ‘im "I", who be needing Aunty’s assistance. Lately, I ‘as been ‘aving trouble getting ‘is parrot excited. It used t’ be the case that in order to start the parrot a-squawkin’ and a fla...
by amenabletopasta
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:06 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 241
Views: 225111

Me! I have the misfortune to live in Chav ham. I'm not proud, and all I can say in my defense in that I wasn't born here.... :oops: <Gulp> If ye be alludin' t' Chatham, Oi be knowin' that scurvey town only too well. :cry: Ye have me condolences. Why don't ye be sailing off to nicer waters?
by amenabletopasta
Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:50 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1100336

One day, whilst at sea in their 'ship', Pugh noticed a funny smell. Captain Hossenfeffer quickly found the source: Gerald had excreted on the boat's floor. "Arrr!" shouted the cap'n, "Ye've ruined me lovely poop-deck, ye little shi...". But then Hossenfeffer stopped, not believing his eyes. "Avast! ...
by amenabletopasta
Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:51 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1100336

...medium-sized rowing boat with go-faster stripes and...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:06 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1100336

...the poop deck. "Arrrr! Swim towards the island, ye scurvy dogs" said the Cap'n, diving into the water. Then he remember that with a peg-leg and only one hand, it's quite hard to...
by amenabletopasta
Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3906
Views: 1100336

... - it be the Noodley appendage o' our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster", said Cap'n what's 'is name. "An' it be pointing at that island that be 'aving a mountain and some trees on it. Oi wonder what we'll be finding on it. Maybe a...
by amenabletopasta
Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:18 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 241
Views: 225111

Arrrrrrrrrr! Oi've ne'er sailed the waters aroundabouts Bradford, but ye've good reason t' be proud - be ye forgettin' the stammerin' cabin-boy genius that be Gareth Gates? :wink:
by amenabletopasta
Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:43 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 291882

Arrrrr! Maybe ye should open up a Human Resources (H.Arrr) deparrrtment below decks - they should be able to 'elp with ye're recruitment problems. What's more, most o' the sorts who work in H.Arrr be women, so it be a win-win situation...

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